Jo Kontan

Friday, July 20, 2007

Tse-tse - Part One

So, 2 bulan pun berlalu..


Aku pun kira dah lupa-lupa ingat dengan Apek Liichet. Cuma sekali sekala tuu ternampak laa jugak Der Fünfer* Kelabu Tai* Anjing tuu..


Anyway, 3 minggu lepas, GLC2 ada floated few tenders. Agak-nya-la-kan, disebabkan banyak sangat untung GLC2 nii, pada tahun yang sama, mereka floated tender berjumlah ratusan juta ringgit. Tak pernah aku jumpa macam nii sepanjang aku buat kerja nii. Rezeki, hanya Tuhan yang Maha Mengetahui..


Hmm,.kerja aku, biasala. Bila ada tender dan jumlah nya bagak, kenalah conduct Risk Review. Bersama rakan kerja yang bersepah-sepah di merata pelusok Skandinavia, Switzerland, dan Australii. Kenala masukkan segala haper-bala data dalam RR tu. Satu RR separuh hari jugak nak siap.


Minggu lepas, bila aku dah set semuanya tuu untuk teleconference for risk review., Team Malaysia pun dah ready tepat 1530 jam Malaysian Standard Time. Tunggu orang lain call-in tepat 930 jam Central European Time. Entah pukol berapa pulak waktu Australii..

N, boss aku yang aku pledge my upper part of my bodies, sampai pukol 1524.

Daryl Hall, the other boss, macam biasala, with his Scandinavian time- set, pukol 1525 sharp, dah terpacak. My lower parts of the body belongs to him. Biasala-kan orang laki nii, lower part of the body is more important. There is where they place their brain


Bai dengan aku, 1526 jam MST.


Ser-minit kemudian, Apek Liichet terpacul kat Conference Room tuu. Dalam hati aku (apehal apek nii.. Mebbe dia salah masuk bilik kot ?. Tak pulak aku tau dia ada kena mengena dengan RR nii). Tapi aku biasakan ajer dan tegor dia dulu,.


"Hi Richard, nice to meet you again ! You still owe me testing the motorr.. "


Nampak gaya Apek Liichet macam stunned sikit. Mata dia, terus pandang kat name tag aku dengan pandangan (saperle malaun Tembam nii..). Orang lain pun aku tengok macam pandang serong kat akuu..



" Eeeh Jo,. hai haaaaaii. Hau aaaa yuuu?" with the same, exact, accent, which I'm having problem to identify with.






To be continued...



* 5 Series according to Ms. Mecklenburg

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5 Comments:

  • Jo,

    Okeh, nampak ko punya bodek/PR dah jalan sket tu. First thing in the corporate world is to make ur top boss know you. Then you can impress him with your dazzling business skills.

    Hehehehehe!!!Aku terasa aku dah potong stim citer ko ni.


    Rgds,

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:03 PM, July 20, 2007  

  • bro jo
    saya curi nasihat kak an tu dulu, tapi saya tatau boss saya tau ke tak!

    By Blogger ibuVouge, at 2:25 PM, July 22, 2007  

  • Kna :

    Part yang susah tuu,

    is how to impress without going overboard.
    How to convince without being overkilled.
    How to talk without being showy.

    At the end of the day is really "What do you want ?!"

    and I just want to be Happy and go to Heaven.





    IV : Saya lupa dah apa nasihat Kak An dulu.. Masuk telinga kiri kott..

    By Blogger Jo Kontan, at 8:49 AM, July 23, 2007  

  • eh jo, Daryl Hall suker montot kau ker ? lower part ko kata.

    By Blogger Eddie Putera, at 9:18 AM, July 23, 2007  

  • Djeanne :

    Haiyoo Jin.. He's a straight guy. Aku tak tau pulak. Mebbe dia suka tengok kot, sebab it' well shaped.

    Chippendale-ish..

    By Blogger Jo Kontan, at 8:35 AM, July 24, 2007  

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