I got Taste maaa..
"After 2 back-to-back series of CSI, baru laa rasa ngantuk sikit nak tidor. Connection kat rumah nii pulak al-Lembab.. Mebbe I should wait till tommorow.."
***
Dalam ramai2 bibik sebelum ini, bibik yang kali nii-lah yang paling efisyen. Sampai, boleh kata, takder mender lagilaa yang boleh aku buat kat rumah.. Mebbe, aku boleh vakuum kereta, trim rumput sikit2 dan aejah2 sikit pasu bunga. And that's All !. The rests are considered done and well maintained.
Sabtu lepas, aku ter-cari2 laa apa2 mender yang aku boleh buat kat rumah. Seperti biasa, Maam kerja. Ternampak la pulak, dua keping "framed pictures" Batik yang aku dah buat lama dulu. Masih tak bergantung-gantung lagi..
Dalam fikiran aku, mebbe I could get those hanged this time. Took my tools, and started the work. Ukor sana, measured sini. Marked sana, drill situ. Sapu sikit2, and it took me a good 40 minutes just to get the two pictures, hanged.
Udah siap tuu, dalam berpeloh-peloh tuu, aku pun stepped-back sket, admiring my super-handiwork (amender la Jo, handiwork ke haper, just gantung gambor jer). He he he,. Not bad. Not bad at all. Elok jer aku peraseronok tengok gambar tuu dalam ser-dua saat. Maam pun balik..Ting Dong. Bunyi gate buka..
Weii, teruja betul aku nak ek kat Maam. showing off my talent hanging those masterpieces. Tak sempat lagi Maam nak greeet Dilla and Ajim, aku terus tarik Maam "Come, come , come and see my Masterpiece !. He hee, wanna show you, I got taste Maaa.." (with extra emphasis on the word, taste)
"Hmmm. Ok laaa, lawa laa jugak.. Taste? mana datang taste tuu.." mebbe Maam penat sikit, with that kinda reply.
Laa, I was expecting Maam would jump in Joy, getting really excited... All I got was an indifferent answer and a somewhat peculiar question lagi. Hmmmm.
Takpa..
"Oooh c'mon..Aiseymann, you knowlaa I got taste..." aku cakap pelan pelan ngan Maam.
"You're the real, solid proof that I got Great Taste.."aku mula doh.
"Who ? Me ? You're talking to me?" Maam jawab.
"Yes, you. My dear ! I choose you to be my life partner ?!. That by itself is a true manisfestation of a great taste .."
Hmmmm,. Baru ler Maam nak senyum sikit...
Labels: Family
posted by Jo Kontan at
7/16/2007 07:10:00 AM
14 Comments:
(Behold, while i puke out breakfast all over the keyboard)
Salesman je pandai mengayat macam tu. Ilmu ayat mencairkan besi. You pegi sekolah sama dengan Yamtuan ke? Hehe....
Tapi gantung gambar pon mintak pat pat in the back? Aiyah... Masterpiece? Aiyah...
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OOD, at 10:08 AM, July 16, 2007
Syukur kan dapat orang gaji yang rajin? Sekali cakap cukup?
p/s. Jo mana you letak the music player? Nak control volume dia la.
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Ir. Hanafi Ali, at 1:09 PM, July 16, 2007
ko ni pasal membodek bini memang aku tabik... eh batik tu ko lukis ker jo ? not bad ah.
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Eddie Putera, at 1:20 PM, July 16, 2007
abe jo,
gue kena belajor dgn tuan bab mengayat-2 ni...hehehe..gelok sorang sorang sambil nak terchike kat keyboard nih!
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Iskandar Syah Ismail aka DR Bubbles, at 2:57 PM, July 16, 2007
Abe Jo keno g aja che aBear cara ngayat bini nie..
kursus sari smalamae .. buleh??
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pB, at 4:23 PM, July 16, 2007
patutlah ramai anak..kaki bodek rupanya :p
By
Anonymous, at 7:46 PM, July 16, 2007
ait buat kerja pun nak kena di puji ke Jo?
why purple frame?????
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Kak Elle, at 7:21 AM, July 17, 2007
the picture looks very similar macam kat rumah ni and kalau buat kerja pun mesti nak kena puji pun similar...and kalau simpan lama baru gantung pun similar lah...
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maklang, at 7:36 AM, July 17, 2007
Mak aiii!! Cair hati isteri2 yg mendengar. Jeles nehh.. hahahaha.
She's so lucky man.
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Anonymous, at 6:49 PM, July 17, 2007
Takpe, asalkan TJ bahagia sudah lah, wokeh...
P/s bahagia la dah anak 6...heheheh
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KakNi, at 10:16 PM, July 17, 2007
Adeeehhh Jo, kaki ayat gak ropernyer ye hehe :-) The framed batik looks nice, btw.
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Anonymous, at 2:36 AM, July 18, 2007
Jo,
The next time you're here, please bring your tools. I have many frameworks that are still not hung. Hubby is not good at drilling and nailing! Ok?
Maam,
The next time we're in KL, we might pop in your place. Can aah?
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dith, at 7:32 AM, July 18, 2007
Ooody : Kalau tak convinced, mebbe me and Yamtuan went to the same school, or mebbe with the same exact teacher..
Dah lap dah keyboard ? :-D
Repentant : Alhamdulillah. Music player is hidden.
Djeanne : haku manalah pandai draw macam tuu. Draw ranting2 mat rempit or bike nak amuse Arip and Ajim boleh ler. Udah tak pandai lukis, beli jer lerr, 14 hingget kat Blok M.
Dr Is. is.:
Chiker. Ha ha haaa. Takder mender tuu. Back to Basic. Cara nak menyakat yang paling best ialah menggunakan telinga. Dengar betul2 apa yang diorang cakap diaorang nak dengar... He he.
Lepast tuuu. Yaaaah !! kick ! baaam ! boooom!!. Kita ayat diaaaa.
PB : Buuleh. Sehari jer. Hok Malam tuu bini dialaa kena mengayat supaya Abear bulh ngayat balik..Oghe jante nii dok buleh kena ayat banyak sangat. Pening mek ..
:-)
Mok Gemma : What do you call a guy who always bodek.
You know the answer oredi maa.
Bodekese.
What kind of Bodekese am I.? Yang sedang-sedang sajaaa..
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Jo Kontan, at 3:14 PM, July 19, 2007
Kak Elle :
Me laikdat laa. Bila kembang baru laju sikit. Semua tuu pun dah turun ker Ajim. Kalau puji baru nak jalan. He he.
Frame Purple tu sebab lighting. It's actually brown with natural wood textures.
Maklang : Ha ha.
Nak wat camaner ? Gene udah imprinted macam tuu. Taste tuu, pun sama-sama extreme.
Sorang pilih kecik, hitam manis
Sorang pilih besar, putih melepak.
Ooooooopssss.. Yaa Ampunn.
Jr : He he.
I am lucky tooo. Futsal Mai ?
Ahni :
Terimakasih.
Bahagia nii kena diusaha.
Kena dipelajari.
Kena dicari.
Kena digilap.
Kena berkerja Keras.
Woooops.
Maaf kalau lain macam ajer bunyi keras nii.
Jie : Kalau Kaki ayat nii for sure tokleh lawan loyer.
Iyerr, 100 persen sure !
Nak kiyem batik tuu ? 17 hingget jer.
Kak Roza !
It's much more than just drilling and nailing.
Kena inspect dulu ada wayar letrik tak kat belakang dinding tuu ?.
Ada paip ker ?
Ker ada batu bata, kontraktor tuu tukar dengan kayu ? (You know Indera Mahkota kan?)
Or simen punya bancuhan tuu tak cukup?
And, in order to have the frameworks balanced, one must drill at least 2 anchors depending on the size of the frameworks..
To make it short,. contractor's rate is way muuch cheaper than doctor's.
You are most welcome. !!
By
Jo Kontan, at 9:31 AM, July 20, 2007
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