Jo Kontan

Sunday, July 31, 2005

Stevie Wonder.

Udah lama kahwin ni kan, sometime we need to be creative to perk up the routine.

2-3 bulan dulu tuu aku adalah idea, dok terdengar lagu lama Stevie W, you know, “I just call to say I love U”. Barula timbul idea nak call Maam telling the same thing, giteww.

Angkat phone. Aejah kepala sket. Pusing kiri, pusing kanan. Ada sound tak cam mamak pulas kepala lepas gunting rambut tuu. Praak ! praak !

Square up the shoulder. Erect the posture. The posture laah..

Basahkan tekak. Ehem ehem. The feeling pun kena ikot sama.

‘Joe , being back those same feelings masa merendek dulu”. “ Immersed yourself in those feelings, again.”

Throw away all the negative vibes yang ada kat opis nih.

SEMUA checked.

Dial . tit tit tot tuuk tiik took tuu…….

Aejah sora sket,. Macho plus manja manja sket. First time is oways difficult.

Me goes “ Hellooooooo,……..”

When I’m done saying those magic words, Maam went “ ihik ihiiik,….” Mengedikla. Hearing the voices from the other end, I can imagine those feelings.

How does it feel inside.
How it look like.
The sparkle from the eyes.
The glow from the face.
The electric on the whole body.
The trembling of the puckered lips.

From hujung kaki sampai hujung rambut,. Uuurgh !!. Dapat lah aku double double special malam nih.

Masuk 5-6 kali those Stevie W trick comes in handy. So smooooth, there’s no need to go thru the steps by steps earlier.

Masuk 10-12 kali, Maam goes “ He he he , ni mesti nak aper2 nih ?”

I need to be creative again. Need to be innovative.

Ladies, pour me your secrets. Alaaah, Diamond and Pearls tu lama dah aku tauu…



5 Comments:

  • haa!..part ni menggedik aku nak komen.

    what woman want?
    1 - vacation (yg ni nampaknya aku ler yg nak kena plan sendiri nih)

    sacrifice ler sket bang. lama sangat tak honeymoon berdua pun bohsan tau...

    By Blogger NANI SHAHABUDIN, at 6:29 PM, August 01, 2005  

  • fiiiwit....go jokontan

    there's a book 100 way to romance a woman, sumthin like dat larr, meh nak perturun ilmu, but corny tau, very un-melayu one, sanggup ke? cuba la try test then u can tell us the result

    1)put a short love note & a rose on her pillow (tengok yr maam cayarq dak)

    2)put a sticky note on the steering wheel of her car with a short message *you make my day* ke hamende

    3)mail her a card (yes the traditional way is more romantic than e-cards

    4)buy sexy lingerie that she would not normally buy (brani ke belek2 kat ladies dept tu? wa ka ka)

    5)send a bouquet of flowers to her office....for no reason but loving her!!

    wah banyak lagi ni but hafta charge la

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:41 AM, August 02, 2005  

  • anne + anonim..

    Tenkiu3x

    Aku sure cubatrytest punya..

    End of the year, I'll sent u d report.

    First time is the best, Oways..

    By Blogger Jo Kontan, at 8:16 AM, August 02, 2005  

  • best regards, nice info » » »

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