How to re-sparkle up relationship with old toy.

If you're a Vehicle Enthusiast, like me, it's easy.

First of all, unlike me, you must have some extra dough to spare.

Only then, you can start to refurbish the vehicle. Re-sparking up the relationship.

Tint up the Glass.

Replace the tires. Grab a fresh set of Pirellis.

Get a new set of polished gun metal rims.

Re-upholster the seat. Soft aromatic Nappa Leather's nice.

Get a new dazzling coat of paint. Paintbrush the hood.

Perk up the headlamps, get the blue-ish xenon lights.

Install new sets of extractor. New throaty exhaust pipe. (Abah boh ekzos besar. Kita boleh hmmmmmmmmmoooooooop. According to Arip)

ICE-ed it up(In-Car-Entertainment).

I believe by now,.You kno-whad-da-mean..

That's exactly what I did to my 14-year-old, around-the-taman, speda. My By-cyclicle..

Refurbish it.

Last Saturday, I took the 14 year-old to the last remaining bicycle shop in Section 6. Ask the owner, Auntie Yam, to change the handle-bar to a more upright position. I could no longer stand the Randy Mamola-like, semi crouching, position.

And the hand grip.

And not to forget, the seat. Yes ! the one that has been supporting my precious buns for the last 14 years.

Auntie showed me new seat. She told me that's the last one they have. It's a pre-Zaman Jepun, Hercules-type-bike, with helical-spring support.

I thought that's great !. Looking at the design, I'll be definitely comfortable.

And Boooyyy, was I wrong. Big Time !!.

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Anyway, lemme sidetrack a bit. Hey! I need help here. What is the area, between rectum and scrotum called ? Yes, that Area. That 50-cent-coin size of real estate. That no-man's-land area. Whatizzit called huh ?

Sorry, lets get back to the speda story..

Hmmm,. The *&^% seat keep on hitting that blardy area whenever I'm riding. I tell you,. Sunggoh la tak selesa..