Jo Kontan

Friday, October 17, 2008

Querying Pipa.

N3 sebelum Jemahat..

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Pipa ni smart. Smart sebab dia anak tengah. Dia ada kakak2 dan adek2 yang boleh dibenchmark-kan. Top-bottom bench-marking. Lemme tell you this, Boh Pipa bun anak tengah tauu..

Elok ajer aku balek kerja semalam, tengah lepak-longlai kat atas katil, Pipa terus tuju kat aku, semi menjerit bertanya.

"Abah !! I got questions for you. Lots of question.."

Bab2 anwsering questions nii, I'd consider myself as a self appointed expert. Menjawab soalan is Part of my cari-makan maa.

"Tanyalah..apa nak tanya"

"Ok2.. Abah ingat lagi tak Bila, dimana, macamana abah ajak Mama Kawin ?"

(Gulp !! Woops dalam banyak2 soalan teknikal yang aku jawab selama nii, aku rasa nii la antara yang paling challenging dan pelik..)

I've to be carefull. Really carefull. Put on my sensor, trying to sense wether Maam's around, I answered...


"OK2..Abah ingatlagi tak Bila, dimana, macamana Mama setuju ajakan abah tuu ?"

(Ha ha , this is becoming interesting. Unlike most of my GLC2 customers, she cornered me. Manalah aku nak ingat.)

Aku pikir kalau masa aku kecik2 dulu tanya macamnii kat Arwah mak aku, for sure aku kena cili punya. Macam Paklang kat Kerteh tuu. But, I did not, because, ehem, I am smart. I'm the middle child maaa..


"Kenapa Pipa tanya soalan nii. ?"

This is a memory game laa Abah. Lepas nii Pipa nak tanya Mama pulak. Mama ingat lagi tak perkara-perkara dulu... Aku pun apalagi, siap la pasang telinga.

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15 Comments:

  • pakteh, abah kene cili ker ngan arwah moknek?

    By Blogger Nadhirah Nazarudin, at 1:42 PM, October 17, 2008  

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    By Blogger Nadhirah Nazarudin, at 1:49 PM, October 17, 2008  

  • to be safe, you'd better get maam to answer first. i hardly find any man who remembers every details...hehe no offense ya :)

    By Blogger Mama Rock, at 2:20 PM, October 17, 2008  

  • ape jawapan die Boh? (may be the answer deserves one long entry: kesah chenta Jo & Ma'am?)

    By Blogger ubisetela, at 4:52 PM, October 17, 2008  

  • Why do I get this gut feeling that Pipa will make a very good loyar?

    Dia pun grilling and conering teknik mantap weii...


    So Boh - sapa menang?

    By Blogger MA, at 8:43 PM, October 17, 2008  

  • jo,

    jawab lah soklan pipa tu kat sini...koi pun nak tahu jugak jawapannya... chenta bermula di semsaskah? jangan mere...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:36 AM, October 18, 2008  

  • hahahaha...kau tau ker tak tahu jawapannya?
    aku rasa aku setuju benor with mama rock, ko biar le dengor maam jawab dulu...

    safe skit..nanti mogok, susah....

    By Blogger atiza, at 9:09 AM, October 18, 2008  

  • Selamat menjawab... muahahah!!!

    By Blogger KakNi, at 1:14 PM, October 20, 2008  

  • alahaii


    soklan cepuemas tuuuu

    By Blogger pB, at 1:43 PM, October 20, 2008  

  • Jo,

    I would be surprised if you do not remember how you proposed to Maam because you are reputed to have elephantile memory.

    I do remember you telling me that when you first laid your eyes on Maam that you know that at that moment she will be your life partner.Where this took place I am not sure.Maybe on the bus while going to Kontan or while playing basketball.Hehehehe!!!


    Rgds,

    KNA

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:27 PM, October 20, 2008  

  • Kalau kak sya .... suruh pipa tanya mama dulu sambil abah eavesdropping ..

    By Blogger Sya, at 12:53 PM, October 21, 2008  

  • la .. amenda cerita tak habih ni, jo oii?

    By Blogger Gartblue, at 2:54 PM, October 21, 2008  

  • Dirimung..

    Oh Yes ! Gi tanya Boh tuu..

    :-)




    MamaRrock :

    You are absolutely correct. Not only that, nama anok sedara pung dok ingat. Birthdate..

    Worst still, Kalu details like pakai Sari kaler apa masa graduation days,. lagi laa tak ingat.

    My Kak Long can remember All anok sedara Birthdates.




    Ubi :

    Yes. It'll be a long entry...

    26 years ago history.

    By Blogger Jo Kontan, at 9:51 PM, October 21, 2008  

  • MA !

    Sapa Menang ?

    Pipa Menang. What she did later was, put my statement on a piece of paper. Ask me & maam to sign. She even ask dato janggut to be the saksi..

    She told Afiqa "Pipa tau cerita abah ngan mamaaaaaaaa."

    Hmmmm.




    Hajah Anon :

    Kalau mind sudah clear, umor masih panjang, kedheghart maseh ada, boleh laa di drafkan di sini..






    Tizzz :

    Ko pun sama ngan Mamarrock..
    Bertauliah dan Berpengalaman.

    Hopefully Next time, do care to share laa your valuable experiences here..

    He he heeee.



    Kulari :

    Soklan telah pun dijawab di sana. Tapi tidakla dicerita di sini.
    Limited wordcount allowed.



    PB :

    Takleh buat N3 berjela. Masa tidak membenarkan kita berbelog lama..


    Ha ha

    By Blogger Jo Kontan, at 10:01 PM, October 21, 2008  

  • Yo Bro KNA.

    Which one is better ? Telling the truth or telling things people wanna here ?

    It's SEM laa. Selective Elephantile Memory..:-)




    Kak Sya..

    He he .

    Tu Jawaban Oghang Berpengalaman ? Dok ?




    Madam Gart..

    Haiyoo ! You didn't realise it all this while ? Most of the time, it's the pengalaman cerita not the isi of cerita.

    Boleh ker gituh. ?

    By Blogger Jo Kontan, at 1:06 PM, October 27, 2008  

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