Jo Kontan

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Jo Vain

Nak Berdarah, Berdarah laa
Biarkan luka di hujung jari
Nak Muntah, Muntahlaa
Hanya diguna meriangkan Hati,

*****

I have a smaller brother. In Sarjan Mat's clan, we call him Pakchu. Pakchu was born, when I was in standard five. I remember that day well. The rugged look of Sarjan Mat's face informing me that I have another small brother. Near the poorly maintaned tennis court beside the Mess, while we're having our PE class.


Pakchu's special. He's special, because when he was small he looked like me. People said, exactly like me.

Or was it , people remembered when I was small, I look like him. Or is it, when he's grown up, he looks like me. Hmm,..


Anyway, one thing for sure, he does look like me. Less handso-mer version of me, Yes !,


Last few Saturdays, like most people in Klang Valley, we went for Open house. We met this guy with his happy family, who gave me this peculiar look, like we've met before. His name is Aris. Only after a good half hour conversation, Aris popped up this question.


" Awok ni adek Pakchu ker ?"

(not familiar hearing this kinda question before, my heart beat went one microsecond faster). I look to Maam and emphasize the question again. Clearly.


"Awok dengar tuu dak ? Aris tanya saya, Awok nii ADEK pakchu ker ?"


Mr and maam laughed. Aris face went even peculiar.



All I can say is this. Either this guy a seasoned salesman. He gave his bussiness card earlier showing that he's from a Unit Trust co. Selling unit trust. Or, he's really honest.


And I truly hope, it's the latter.. Ha haaaaa.

*****

I'm also a sales-meng. I need to practice more doing the-Aris.

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13 Comments:

  • Salam Jo,
    Ada beberapa kemungkinan tu Jo.
    i. PakChu kelihata tua dari usianya.
    ii. Anda nampak muda dari usia sebenar.
    iii. Aris perlu pakai cermin mata.
    iv. Aris tak tahu yang adik tu lebih muda dari abang. Hehehe...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:05 AM, November 06, 2008  

  • Salam jo,

    Uihh.. kembang...kembang heheh :-)

    Satu je la, aku harap statement Aris tu takde melibatkan botox atau apa-apa yang sewaktu dengannya...?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:21 PM, November 06, 2008  

  • alahai jo ..

    nampaknya tempe yang jo makan tiap-tiap hari tu dah membuahkan hasilnya.

    tahniah!

    *lariiiii*

    By Blogger Gartblue, at 3:09 PM, November 06, 2008  

  • Jo,


    best tu kalau dipanggil nampak muda dari adik. Actually, people always confused me with my sister. Reason being, I look younger than her, maybe I am smaller size than her...hehehe....mengamuk my sister when people thought she is me, the eldest..


    Anyway, whatever it is...it feel good to look young.:-)

    By Blogger anggerik merah, at 8:36 PM, November 06, 2008  

  • Keh2 Pangkat Lepas Pakchu apa ek? Beza lak 11 Tahun !!

    Ab

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:29 AM, November 07, 2008  

  • kembang kejappp

    By Blogger pB, at 3:48 PM, November 07, 2008  

  • kesian adek ipar maklang yang sorang ni...memang kesian..kesian..kesian dan kesian lagi...belum lagi dengar paklang tu adek pak teh...he..he..he...:) salam ceria pagi2 sabtu ni...

    I think Aris needs a new pair of glasses if he is wearing one!

    By Blogger maklang, at 6:27 AM, November 08, 2008  

  • ish ish iissshh... saloh tengok aris tu. tu strategy dia, cara dia mendekati mangsa2 dia.. ha ha ha..

    By Blogger Mulan , at 12:37 PM, November 08, 2008  

  • huh makin kembang-ed ler kawan kita sorang niiiii...


    aku rasa dia practice ke-salesmeng-an dia tuh..berjaya ker idak...salesmeng kan biasa lembut gigi dari lidah

    By Blogger atiza, at 5:25 PM, November 08, 2008  

  • is he bigger or taller than you?

    wah wah wah awet muda kawan kita ni. tee he he

    By Blogger Lollies, at 1:10 PM, November 09, 2008  

  • Zabs ;

    Ya betol Tuan Zabs, beberapa kemungkinan.

    Tetapi, saya lebih percaya kepada kemungkinan bahawa Aris adalah seorang Jurujual yang bagus.

    Serta, saya tidak menolak andaian lampu pada malam itu agak malapp.

    :-)





    Salam Kembali Jie :

    Bedo'oh tidak.
    Ayer iyer.
    Botox tidak.
    Tempe iyer.


    Mambang Pokok
    Lebah Herot
    Kembang Semangkok
    Bertambah Perot

    By Blogger Jo Kontan, at 12:50 PM, November 10, 2008  

  • Madam Gart :

    :-)

    Bukan sahaja Tempe.
    Saya juga penggemar Tauhu.

    Tauhu Goreng
    Tauhu bakar
    Tau Foo Fah
    Sup Tau
    Tauhu Telor.

    Tapi makan berhemah serta beringat-ingat. Tauhu adalah katalis kepada Gout.


    Ha ha haaaaaaa.





    AM :

    You belom jumpa Maam lagi kann...
    Case dia pun sama dengan you laa.

    Kakak sokmo di panggil adek.

    Ha ha haa.





    Ah Bae,

    Lemme exp-lain.

    Lepas Pakchu, Makder laa.

    Tetapi, Kongdian ada satu teka teki.

    Siapa yang accident, Pakchu ker Makder ?

    Haaaa Jawab.





    PB :

    Kembang Lepas Raya tuu dah tak kecot kecot dah..


    Kambang mmanjangg



    Maklang :

    Salam Ceriaaa.

    Apa lagi laaa mender yang dapat memba-ha-gia-kan kita buat sementara waktu niii..





    (Adaaa !!!!!, Bonus ser-pelepuk. Satu Bag Jerami Kamdar tuu. Yes !!)

    By Blogger Jo Kontan, at 12:59 PM, November 10, 2008  

  • Mulang :

    Strategy tuu dah betol. Dah nak terjual dah hari tuu.

    Sib baik kitaorang cepat cepat ~ lariiiiiiiiiiik.







    TiZZ :

    Memang maken kembang.. Perot laa.

    Salemeng, just like lawyers, using the most powerful, flexible, wet, licik muscle in the body.

    The Tougue.


    Bankers pakai apa agaknye ?.. Mebbe the perot kot (gut)..

    :-)







    Loleetah :

    He's bigger than me. Phycisally.
    I'm taller than him. Definitely.
    He's Grungier than me. Wotever that mean.




    Hmmmm. enuf said...

    By Blogger Jo Kontan, at 10:37 AM, November 12, 2008  

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