Jo's Three

"Internet was down whole day yesterday, when, of all the time, the bosses were not around..Hmmm.
But today It is up and crawling.. Boleh laaa."

Kerna Menyahut seruan pelawaan O2..Word 'Seruan' tidak bisa sebut. Ianya akan Mengundang Kecubitan Amat. He he.


THREE NAMES YOU GO BY

* White Horse - Pronounce as wek os. As a toddler, I was bedsheet white. My Late Uncle Pok Uteh call me by this name, during those Craven A, Peter Stuyvesen days. It was my late Nenek made it official.
* Ari - Earlier on during childhood days among the siblings and close friends.
* T*j*- During Secondary School and U. Still I could go along with this name. The sex-ier version would be Jo. Just Jo. "Haaaaiii Jo"


THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD

* Tj - Earlier.
* JoKontan - Jo from Kontan (he he,. that’s easy huh ?)
* Jo Numb, Jo Master, Jo Rempit, Jo Blurr, and Slow Jo.


THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF

Haiyoo.. talking ‘bout over the top, superconfident dude, Weeeii takdorklaa.. (Cheh Jo !)
Laaaa ada laa.
* Growing ubans on the sides. Pepagi dok menempeeek kat cermin.
* Leher starts to meng-gle-ber. Hopefully it won't end up like a Turkey.
* Pinggang ni,.. un-conformfortable sokmo. Saket dork. Dok selesa.
Can Kememe be consider as Physical ?


THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE

* According to my Late Mom, Moyang kawan ciner. Ciner Opera.
* According to my Dad, datok kawan Lanun laut (Bugis).
* And mebbe a tad of Jowo, from Boh.


THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU

* This is easy. Oh my God, I am really afraid of bumpy ride in an airplane. My hand goes numb and berpeloh. Nok wat Guaner ?
* Riding in a (yet again) bumpy boat. Afiqa (yes) used to tease me, Abah muntah macam air paip keluar. (Ohh Shaddap..)
* Dreaming that I am still in school and didn’t make the grade. Berpeloh each and everytime. Mujorr..


THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS

* Minum air suam sebelum tidor.
* Flush it all just after waking up.
* Drink tea / coffee, whatever on the table, before the morning starts.


THREE OF YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESIONS

Treasured possession. Hmmmp. Takdork. I think most of things are just mere tools. Getting things done. Boleh kaaan.
I like my Elegance Scooter. Again, I don’t treasure it.
Hmmp, lemme think again.
* Mebbe my Pagoda shirts. All of them. Last count, I have 12 with sleeve and 4 without sleeve. I wear them everyday, one at a time, without fail.
* My 12-year-old "tok bejenih" Mountain Bike with kid carrier on the back.


THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW

* My glasses laa, of course.
* My 6 year old Tissot. I feel somewhat awkward now, if somebody is wearing the same boria piece. Baii just bought his, a month ago. Whenever he is around I would pull down my sleeve. Sorokk. Hmmp.
* He he, My pagoda shirt laa.


THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS

This is easy.
* Tears For Fears
* Abba
* Def Leppard
* Prince
* Alley Cats

Wei banyok lagii...(CT, Flybaits, Ebiet G Ade, Padi, Peterpan, Sudirman..)


THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS

* Sign Your Name - Terence Trent D’ Arby
* Working Hours – Tears for Fear. This is the Gold Reference Standard for listening audiophile new setup.
* Nothing Compares to You – Sinead o’ Connors

Wei ada lagi.

* Purple Rain – Prince.
* Gerimis Senja - Alley Cats
* Bunyi Meriam on Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overtures. Can this be considered a song oso aaa ?


THREE THINGS YOU WISH YOU HAVE BUT WHICH YOU DO NOT HAVE RIGHT NOW

* Ohh, That Brand Spanking New Silver Camry 2.4 with PlasmaCluster aircond and with 17 inch oh-so-ensem & montok-like-me tyre. Of Course with Kontanite CBY 6500 plate number. Whoaa.. Dah 2 malam asyik dok mimpi nii. But this is just a passing dreamthought. 2 years down the road. I am quite sure, it'll be something else.
* Osim I Symphony Massage chair with music. Dah braper kali try dah kat kedai nii ?
* Tropicana Non-Golf Membership. I could start again swimming with kids.


THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP

* Honesty.
* Time.
* Lots of Communication.


THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU

* Well manicured hand & feet. Wuuu huu huu.
* Gelang Kaki. Kaching kaching kaching. Kaching. Kachiiing !!
* Sweet sweet smile..


THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES

* Reading. Now it's limited to Fortune, Cars Magazine, and Instruction Manuals. Hmmmp.
* Vacuuming
* Currently Melalak inside my car. Alone.
Amaaaaapooooolaaaaa, lindisima amapola,
Será siempre mi alma tuya sola.
Yo te quiero, amada niña mia,....


THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW

* Get my Drawings approved by GLC2. It has been 1 year 18 days now. I accidently met CK yesterday (at a Lite Shop?). I blew my chance of reporting to him, that those buggers still do not approved the drawing. Erk,. he asked tau.
* Get The Moolah paid by the Iban in Bumi Kenyalang. Oredi got a greenlite to sue those Buggers.
* Turun bawah jap kat kantin..


THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION

* Istanbul. This time with Maam, ohne kinder.
* Permatang Badork (again & again) with the whole Gang. Mana Mokcik jual Temosa tuu ?
* Kelatae.


THREE KIDS' NAMES YOU LIKE

* Ajim. You should see and hear how Ajim himself pronounced his name. "Ayim"
* Ayep. You should see and hear how Ajim call his brother. Ayep! Ayep !! Ayepp!!
* Nama Maam.


THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE

* To see my cucu playing like Ajim.
* Hug Maam tightly. (Adakah Ku Bisa Mati dalam Rangkulan Mu..)
* Able to recite shahadah clearly.


THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A WOMAN, WIFE AND MOTHER

* I go to Pasar for grocery.
* Bath the kids and do the dishes. It is good for cleansing d'systeme.
Cannot think of another laa.


THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A MAN, HUSBAND AND FATHER

* Pay ALL of the bills.
* Be a full time Supir. Everytime.
* Trim the garden, wash and take good care of the car.

I am tagging these super-duper-famous bloggers, whose # of visits, warps by the seconds. (Tuu pun kalaulaa diaorang ada jengok aku kat sini..Entahlaa)
Cikgu Lily
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