Jo Kontan

Thursday, June 29, 2006

E-Bid Part 2

Yesterday afternoon, around 1533 hrs, I got the sms from Baii.

"They do not allow us to bid???" Betol., Camni laa bunyi sms Baii. Siap dengan 3x tanda soalan tuu.

Baii nii nak acah aku ker,.. nak tanya aku. Dengan tangan terketar2 aku pun call Baii. Mana taknya. Berhari-hari aku kerja dengan crutches lagi.. Buat Risk Review ngan Uncle Gumok, Plus Benny. Conference call ngan those buggers from Zurich, aleh-aleh dapat news tak leh bid pulak. (Relax Jo relax. Tarik napas. Hembus. Tarik napas. Hembus.....)

Masa tuu aku ondeway to TN*, Shah Alam. Straight berenti tepi jalan, call Tuan Sheikh tanya dia, niceeely, slowwwly, gentlemanly & professionally, (walaupun hati aku bergetar2, shaking).

"Tuan. Pekabor. Saya Jo... Ingatkan,. Saya ada satu soalan. Kenapa kami tidak dijemput untuk bidding kali ini.....*&^%..."

Kepala aku terus berputar2, amender silapnya kali nii punya submission. The whole department is banking on this, aleh2 ajer tokleh masuk. Kena tolak tepi.

Call Shah Alam, cancel meeting. Make Big U turn kat roundabout tepii Tesco, near the blardy Calsber* tu. Shift in Schumacher mode, hentam the accelerator dan tujukan vehicle towards, TN* Jalan Timor. 7 minit 17 saat aku sampai betul2 depan tangga TN*. Parking kat spot "Unloading Bay" tuu. Lantaklaa. Guard tuu nak tempek "No Parking" stickers tuu, tempeklaa. (Tarik napas. Hembus. Tarik napas. Hembus...).

Terdengkot-dengkot kejarkan lif naik ke atas tuu.



Bersambong....



7 Comments:

  • Ishhh...suspentol ni.

    By Blogger MA, at 6:07 PM, June 29, 2006  

  • hope the crutches help you in many more ways than the leg

    By Blogger Lollies, at 11:26 PM, June 29, 2006  

  • Sabar... sabar... jgn jatuh tersungkur dah la hhehehehehhe

    By Blogger 1na, at 9:09 AM, June 30, 2006  

  • Jangan sakit tu sampai keibu jari lagi sudah....

    Have a good weekend!

    By Blogger maklang, at 9:30 AM, June 30, 2006  

  • Jo,

    Sungguh berjasa crutches aku tu ek,hehehehe!!

    A tool for your while under gout attack and also to impress Tuan Gumok that ko sanggup berkorban apa saja demi negara yang tercinta.Hahahahaha!!!!


    Rgds,

    kna

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:32 PM, June 30, 2006  

  • aha..Jo, nak share - one time I sprained my ankle but had to go to office for an urgent matter. I had my crutches and saw the CACAT parking kosong - so I parked there, leaving one crutch inside as evidence !

    Nasib baik tak kena clamp ! :-)

    By Blogger MA, at 9:07 PM, June 30, 2006  

  • MA : Syiok bercerita kat screen nii. Siuman ker cam nii ? :-)


    Lolita : The crutches berjasa since eons ago. Somebody (the person I borrowed it from) should start charging me real money laa.

    1na : Memang sabar. Dan Pelan peeeelaaaaan. :-)


    PB : Gumah kawan takdork connection. Talipon pun takdork. Nii suboh s'peii dah muncol kat opis !!!.


    Maklang : Oo tenkiu. Nii kat lutut ad rasa tight sikit. Hari Sabtu pekena satey kat Restoran Yus lepas tengok Breeee.



    kna : Multiple function crutches. 1. Guard kat opi kasi masuk, boleh park betol2 tepi tangga, without further q.

    2. Terbeliak Mata Uncle Gumok tengok crutches tuu being displayed in the middle on the side of my table.

    3. Memang mengurangkan sakit bila nak menapak bila tengah berdenyut denyut tuuuu.


    MA : I thot I see that car parked kat Disable Parking tuu kat Tesco tuu. Not yours kan. Hi hi hiii..:-)

    By Blogger Jo Kontan, at 8:22 AM, July 03, 2006  

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