Gang Mama Part 1

Hari apa entah, aku balik rumah macam hari hari biasala. No badminton. Still recuperating from Gout. Petang siram pokok sket. Bermalas-malasan. Lepas Maghrib aku terpele’ot kat sofa. Kaki atas Arm rest. Put On a well worn pulicat cap Gadja, with size 44 Pagoda round neck T Shirt. The other anatomy, hanging and airily dangling. Ooo, very comfortable. Ma’am tak balik lagi. Budak-budak gi ngaji. Azim tidor dengan nyenyaknya bersama Bibik. Remote on the left hand, “Bancuhseniri” Tongkat Ali blend on the right. Surfing the channel I feel like THE king of the House. He he, tengok kiri, tengok kanan. Hey, I AM the King of the House. (Eh King Mswati the III. No ??) Rumah Ku Syurga Ku. Surfing the channel, aku stop kat No 17. Eh! Ada Joe Rogan’s Fear Factor la. Miss America punya version plak tuu. Mmmm, menarikkkk, menarik. Drool !!. Tiba tiba… “Hah ! Abah Buat apa !?” Muncul plak Afiqa depan TV, blocking my view. With her arms on her pinggang. Berdiri terkangkang cam some drill Sargeant.. “Haaaah. Gatei ! Tengok Kopek Orang eeeh. Kasi Tau Mama..” Now put both of her hand on the TV screen. With this kind of situation you either don’t answer or don’t say anything. Just smile. Aisey, tadi kata gi ngaji. Laa, syiok sangat tengok TV, lupa plak hari ni tak ngaji. Uztazah cuti. Afiqa is just 12. Already shown some features, siding Maam. Arina udah 10, Afifa 6 and Ariff baru jer 4 tahun. Nampak gayernya nak tunggu Gang aku lambat lagi laaa.