Kembar

I think my elder brother, Paklang looks far apart from me.

Biasalakan,.. aku lebih hensem, lebih tinggi, dan mempunyai perawakan yang lebih menarik. ( Sudah la Jo, naik muak aku..)

Career wise, some of the things that we do may overlapped. Some of the people he met may have met me earlier. Vice versa. Anyway, comments or observations from others ;

Eh, Jo hang punya muka SEBIJIK abang Hang. Hangpa Kembar ka?
Din, you look a lot like your brother.
Jo aku baru ternampak hang kat Kerteh ni masa lunch tadi,. Camna hang ada kat KL laa ni ?
Some of his perky friend went “ Haaaaaai Din, apa khabaar, eh ! you buat facial ker ? Nampak cerah sket hari nih ?”


Anyway, about 6 years back my brother was having a small operation to remove some growths on the back of his head. I visited him. Upon arrival on the counter, to ask his whereabout, the Indian Nurse went hysteria.

“Aiyo yoo adik. Manah boleh jalaan. Baru saja keluar operating theatre,.. Balik, balik katilla”

Aku buat cool ajer,. Ala Joe. U know, Joe P.

“Aisey missi, he he he, itu saya punya aaabang la missi” Muka missi cam tu pun boleh nampak merah padam.

Mistaken identity ni, aku sudah masak sangat la. Dalam banyak banyak mistakes tu yang best skali (setakat nilah) member aku kasi tau.

“Jo, Maam ngko tu kan kecik molek kan”

“ Yelah, hok yang come lote tu. Laa takkan ko tak kau. Naper?”

“Mmcik, smalam aku nampak ngko jalan ngan awek besor, pegang pegang tangan lagi, gelak gelak lagi. Gesel gesel lagi. Manja Gitew,. Saper ? No 2 yer ? ”

“ Eh Maaan, ko bior betol… tu Abang akulah”

“Alamak !! sebijik ngko la’

Nasib baik member aku Tanya aku dulu. Kalu dia bercerita ngan bini dia. Bini dia cerita ngan Maam aku.

Mampos!!.

Bukan ada apa pun.. Aku takot aku tak sempat explain ajer, tu jer .