LOTR

First Quarter results is officially out.

On the local Front, we're doing bad. Bad, like in not-so-good laa.
Other Countries fared even worse. Sampeii takdork amender nak quote, pun adaa.


Order in Hand is off by 30%.
Revenue's on track, 92%. Nothing special. Takdork mender punn. This is mainly based on what order-in-hand we had late last year.

Cash Flow, still fabulous, I must say. My own definition of Cash Flow is "Gaji Masuk 25 haribulan und Claim masuk 7 haribulan" Okay laa tu


The best part of all is on the Regional Front. On the very first Quarter, for Order in Hand, we're on the dot. Meet the Budget. This funny company, if you exceed the Budget, you kena. If you below the budget, lagi laa kena. The budget must be the same as we have promised earlier. Pelik dork ?

Honestly, meeting this budget has nothing to do with me. Me just a lucky Jo, being at the right place and right time. Dengar ajer result macam nii, aku pun mencanang laa pada Sami,. my 50% boss.

Dung-dung-chehhh.
Dung-dung-chehhhhh.
Dung-dung-dung-dung-dung-dung Cheeeeehh !


So I went..


"We're not only need to explore further on the important Markets like New Zealand, but we must also capitalise in on our know how and expertise to further strengthen our presence, there, especially on Outdoor Products.
Ebit can be further improved.
Each and every projects, be it a large or small one, must be realised.
We will operate like vacuum cleaner.
Each and every bit of order must be sucked in our book.
Read my lips, in our own cash-generating-machine.."


Kewl ajer Finn nii dengorkan bedo'oh aku..

But back of my mind, actually..


"Sami, a'ok tau dok, nanti bulan 'nam nii, winter dekat Southern Island. Biler winter ada-lah snow. Kwan lamerrr doh dok nengok snow. A'ok tengok-tengok kan laa kwan punya request for-all-expenses-paid-trip . Tenyeh jer laaa request kwan tuu..."


*****


Just now, it's just being approved. After short and sweet discussion, Sami tenyehhh. He heee.


Now I got a small Problem. A Good Problem. Mana mau korek phulus nii ?Maam nak itot.

(Kalau laki sayang bini, dia carik laa duit nak beli teket tuu. Hmmmm, kalau bini sayang laki, dia bayor balik duit teket tuu.) Ok kann.