Training Part 1
Maka Jo kenalaa buat presentation untuk training/evaluation purposes.
Haiyooo... Bila bab-bab presenting nii, sejak dari jaman tok kadok lagi sampai sekarang, the first few seconds/minutes tuu aku memang tak selesa. Tangan dok trembling. Bibir terketipketip gitu. Perot memulas-mulas. Ceh !
Aku pun ameklaa stored material yang aku comfortable, yang udah beberapa kali aku presented before. Ingat kan tak gementar ker. Lagi berdebar lagi ada. Sebelum nii, tak pernah pun orang video me on my presentation. Apa pulak lagi comment, criticise kat presentation aku. Mana la aku tau, kot kot kalau ada fundamental punya kesilapan ker. (Ada !! tangan Jo dok merayap aejah sana sini)
Masa time comment tuu, aduhh, tak pulak aku sedar kat material aku tuu banyak sangat ayat2 kurang sopan. Manalah aku perasan ?. Aku ingatkat seme tuu ayat2 pro. Ayat related to kerja aku. Member aku sorang tuu, masa time dia commenting, Haiyoo ! dok pekenakan aku cekcukop.
Unsuitable materials laa, sexist statement laa. Por** !?,. for a technical presentation.
Oh ! come on... Tell me what you think of
" ...by using this switchgear will result on shorter erection time "
" With the male plug-in connector inserted,..."
"We don't insert it through the openings. We screw in the clamp..."
I think that is professionally ok whaaaat..
Have a nice weekend. Kawan lamer doh dok gii jenjalan nii. Mebbe nak gi Panjat Bukit Tinggi this weekend,. mit familie.



13 Comments:
memang...male and female ni...masa mula2 kerja dulu termalu pulak kat senior2 lelaki...tapi now dah lali...
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maklang, at 12:50 PM, May 19, 2006
hmm...bukan ke itu term2 biasa?? krg pakai term luar biasa, ada yg tak faham plak...
bukit tinggi yaaa .. have a nice weekend thn!!!
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ays_as, at 4:09 PM, May 19, 2006
abih dah itu mmg terms yg guna..unless hang nak translate to BM...
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atiza, at 9:52 PM, May 19, 2006
Before nak present, do several deep breathing. Apa ke nama diaphramatic breathing. Tarik nafas ikut hidung to fill-up chest and pushing diaphram upward, then blow it out slowly. You feel better..and chin-up and broad shoulder (buka dada...opppp...). finally smile and all brings more confident. One cent tips from me!
About those term, depend on the people's mind...if they think blue it will turn out to be blue..otherwise the term should describe what it is ..hehehe.
Have a wonderful weekend!
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anggerik merah, at 7:08 AM, May 20, 2006
Masa zaman belajar dulu - adalak org gi tampal notice :
"Pertandingan Sukan Antara-Kursus...." and translated it into " Inter-Courses Sports Tournament...."
Aha. Go figure how one would see it ;-)
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MA, at 12:14 AM, May 21, 2006
hahahah...
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Izhal, at 12:14 AM, May 22, 2006
Jo,
I think ur age is showing!!!
Rgds,
kna
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Anonymous, at 9:39 AM, May 22, 2006
PB : Same to you. Weekend ni camner ?
Maklang : Dah lali ?? Alah bisa...
isas : Heyy velkam. Thanks for singgah. Term tuu memang biasa, otak diaorang (memberslaaa) nii memang ada tak cerah
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Jo Kontan, at 12:58 PM, May 22, 2006
Loh kan itu dah termsnya..Guaner nok tukor..?
kang guna plug jantan, plug betina lagi haru..muakaaakakka..
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Arena, at 4:15 PM, May 22, 2006
Tizz : He he he.. Translations tuu guna masa nak menerangkan perkataan2 pudar tuu.
AM : Tenkiu veri mac. Still after all these years, meggeletar tuu tak sudah. Mebbe the breathing teknik helps.
Kalau hijau, hijaulaaa dia.
MA : Keh keh keeeh Waaaah ! That's very good one.
Izhal : Wei kalau tak boleh tidorrzz thru the presentation tuu. Hang sure terror bagi presentation nih ?
Arena : Plak jante, plak tino. Ha ha heee..
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Jo Kontan, at 5:26 PM, May 22, 2006
kna : Missed u out. Apa makna nya tuu (On a Jo Slow Mode). I'm always at my age.:-)
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Jo Kontan, at 5:32 PM, May 22, 2006
Jo,
It means your are showing that u r reaching 40 and the gatal stage, Hahahaha!
Rgds,
kna
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