Murah Rejeki ?
"Weekend's coming and I need something to boost my bruised, terpahat, ego, after the semi unsuccessful OTJ trip. Mebbe, this (angkat bont*t, perasan-ny) post helps. Sebelum Jemahat, type la sikit-sikit Jo.
Ttot toooot, ttot toooot....
“Hulloo.., this is Jo,. speaking.”
“Hullo Jo !!.. This is Raj from C-net. Remember me..?! We spoke ‘bout 2 months ago with regards to some interesting proposal from me.”
Laa, mana boleh aku lupa sora Hindu ala DJ kat shopping kompleks tuu. Kawan ingat sangat..
“Owh Raj. How can forget you, with that hair. I would die to have you kinda hair, man… Eh !! How arrre you !?,” Aku coba twirlkan the ‘r’ dalam cobaan nak bunyi macam Average US Joe. Instead, alamak, aku bunyi macam Average Phillipino Jose with overemphasized twirling R.
Cheh ! Nevermind.. Rrrrr, Rrrrr.
“Listen to me, Jo. Now, we have another grreat proposal. I think it is exciting !!. Jo, You must see this… Our client is “the Most Admired Company in the World” and they have this Country Executive Post. I think you would be the most suitable candidate.
Bila dia mentioned pasal tMACitW, aku rasa aku udah boleh agak daah. Aku subscribe magazine 'Fortune' kat rumah aku. Tok leh miss tuu..
Wooo Hoo !!. Menarik-menarik....
“Go on, go and shoot. I am excited Maan. I’m all ears….” Berdebak debuk hati aku.
Okay Jo..Here we go.. Bla bla bla.. great…. Exciting… excellent…. Outstanding… Travelling….bla bla bla… fascinating …. Driver….Great Scope of Responsiblity pok pek pok pek Regional Post… Bla bla bla superb carreer trajectory..... gedebak geduk .... 240 Kompressor…. Ngok ngek ngok ngek and on top of that we are looking at 300k annual figure
Yang lain tuu aku kuranglaa kedengaran, ngok ngek ngok ngek pok pet pot pet. Terbeliak aku dalam hati, bila mamat nii mention 300k annual figure. Hah !! Tak termimpi lansung aku mendermender cam nii.
Tak terkata aku apaapa…Terkedu..
Bersambung………
"Have a wonderful weekend. Ada JJCM ker coooti skoloh niii ?. Nak buat mexican wave cam MA laa"
posted by Jo Kontan at
3/10/2006 01:01:00 PM
12 Comments:
congratulations.. rezeki baby dan rezeki isteri bawaktu..he..he..
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Anonymous, at 1:20 PM, March 10, 2006
brader, do you need an assistant? angkat beg pun jadik la.
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an0nymous-ign0ranus, at 5:24 PM, March 10, 2006
Alhamdulillah, murah rezeki Mr. Jo... Kalo nak buat makan2 pon tunggu bulan 9 kang laaa... hahahaha...
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Izhal, at 9:52 PM, March 10, 2006
jangan lupa ya, saya kawan awak tau
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Lollies, at 1:10 AM, March 11, 2006
Jo Ko kena berhati hati, Keling yang tawarkan tuh. ada tak competitor ko atau musuh ko ialah keling. Mana tau dia nak sabotaj ko atau nak cabut ko dari present job sebab ko mengancam dia. Bukan apa tapi cek bebetul.
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Anonymous, at 11:03 AM, March 11, 2006
Kalau you taknak Jo kasi je kat saya.
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Ir. Hanafi Ali, at 6:43 AM, March 13, 2006
easy : camner nak cakap aaa ? Ni kira cerita selingan panik semangat laa.. :-))
OO: 25k per month ?. Waah melambung tuu. Tapi nii kira macam cerita di awangan jeer.
The actual fact is,. I'm not ambitious, I don't need any headache, I don't have the ability and capability. Thanks so much for the peringatan.
Do you know what they call a bussiness book that write about a bussiness situation but in a form of story ? Apakarnama tuu ?
Babe: Tuu criter Mat Jenin laa. Sorry to disappoint you :-)).
Izhal : I dream cam tuu la. But don't need the pressure, and the pening kepala.
Loll : I AM your friend. I wish I could earn like ur Lover and live in Malaysia. Am I dreaming ka ?
Anon : Waaah Anon,.. kalau dalam mimpi nii kira macammana hah ? Aku cakap lelebih kang disalahanggap plak ? :-))
Teras : Yes, I pass it to you sir. I think you have the capability and most importantly the attitude :-))
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Jo Kontan, at 8:44 AM, March 13, 2006
Jo, Jo,Jo,
Do you need a PA who speaka da england, can type very the fast one and suara sexy ala Ella???? Maam pun sure tak jeles sebab aku besar tempayan. Please, please, hire me. I'll even lie to your clients for you. Kalu client ko hemsem (regional lah katakan) I can entertain them as well.
Your entertaining friend since we were kids,
Lily yang cakap banyak tapi hati baik.
p/s: Takpi kan Joe, jaga regional ofis ni payah weh...what with the time difference. Ko kena ada connection at home weh.
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Lily G, at 9:20 PM, March 13, 2006
Eh Lily :
Laa, aku bedo'oh jer. It is one of the SBT (Stress Buster Teraphy (sp??))
Aku nii tak ambitious lasong. Tergolong dalam Mamat Puashati laa..:-))
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Jo Kontan, at 9:20 AM, March 14, 2006
Bedo'oh betul lah mung ni. Buak potong stim.
Easy way to remember how to spell therapist, split it and it becomes the rapist.
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Lily G, at 10:00 AM, March 14, 2006
Jo,
I hope if you take the job,u will still have time for your kucing kurap friends like Lily n I, hehehehehe!
Rgds,
kna
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