Smartag & LB@40

I live in Kota Damansara. I work at Subang Jaya. Taking the easy route, every morning I take the NKVE towards Subang Airport. Trying to beat the traffic, I use the Smartag. I don’t glue the Smartag thingy on my wind screen, afraid thugs might break the windscreen stealing the device. I put it in the accessory box near the shifter (gearlah Rempitspeak). Therefore, whenever I passed the ‘turunnaik2 palang’, have to take out the device, place it near the windscreen, voila !The gate goes up. This morning, as with any other morning, while yakking on the mobile, my car zoomed thru the gate. Eh ! tak ramai orang pulak, mebbe,. sebab 1st day posa kot. Putting the device to the winscreen, the gate didn’t go up. Eh ? Nape plak binawe nie tak naik? Then came the Akak Plus Operator tuu. I handed him the device, keeping my mouth shut, blanking my expression, trying to be kewl... “Eh ni apa ni Dik. Nak buat apa ngan handphone nii.?” Ahh handphone ? Alamak ? Laa Jo, ngko udah kasi handphone kat Akak tuu. Mana plak Smartag ni ??..Ooh dalam accessory box.. “Eh Sorry yek,. Kak” Baguzz la tu Jo. This Is the way to kick off the day.. Next year, life begins, 79-83 friends say. I think, at this particular moment, it is a Big Huge Lie.