Jo Kontan

Monday, April 09, 2007

Short.

"Ondeway balik dari Tesco, tiba2, Pipa dok melolong kat belakang, as per normallaa, uninhibited.

"Yo ! Yo! Whaddup Ma Peep !!"

"Erk ?!! Apa tuu Pipa ?. Apa maksud tuu ?"

"Pipa tak tahu. Pipa tengok kat TV.."

"Soo, 'ere we go. I gonna do a Pipa.

"Yo ! Yo ! Whaddup Ma Peep ? How's yorr weekend ? Mine was gooood.. "



Ada kelapangan wa crita...

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Monday, April 02, 2007

Don't Know What You Got Till it's Gone *

Entah apa aku makan, minggu nii Gout datang lagi. Mebbe stress developed throughout last week kot.(As Per Normal, Blame it on others laa Jo..)

Kali nii ia serang siku. Siku ?. Yes, Siku. Aku rasa, siku tuu was the weakest point last week, masa aku main badminton last Monday. Tricep dan tendon kat bawah tuu rasa macam ketat semacam, lepas hari Senin tuu.

Masuk ajer Hari Jemahat, lansung aku tak boleh bengkok tangan. Lansong. Tangan Kanan pulak tuu. Maam kata dah bengkak. Mebbe macam bola tennis kot. Bermula dari Hari Sabtu lepas, semua mender aku buat pakai tangan kiri.

Suap nasi. (Hey! It is not easy tau. Try it Laa).
Drive.
Gosok Gigi. This is OK, as I was trained to it with either hand.
Amek air semayang.
Dokong Dilla.
Maam baring kat tangan kiri, macam tak selesa ajer.

Masa mandi, aku sabun ketiak kiri, tak sampai. Tangan kanan tak boleh bengkok.
Udah mandi, nak lap kat situ lagi, satu hal.
Masa lap-lap tuu nak boh bedak, kat ketiak kiri, pun sama. Hmmmmp, Tak boleh.

Walau-apa-pun, aku bersyukor. Baruler sedar payah sedikit. Aku rasa macam nice kindly reminder, yang aku nii sokmo lupa. Itu baru tak boleh bengkok tangan ajer. Kalau takder tangan camner..



* Anybody can guess where I cilok-ed this title from ?, aku belanja One Snack Plate from KFC.

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Friday, March 23, 2007

Kewl Url

Hullo There !

Ada orang kat sini tak ?

Before you're heading home today, especially the one who's driving, please click on this.

You could've some ideas how's the traffic is behaving today. No live streaming. The video is auto-refresh every 3/4 minute. For traffic conditions on other roads, just click on the names of the road on top of the page.

But, unfortunately for me, there's no NKVE (New Klang Valley Expressway) and LDP (Lebuhraya Damansara Puchong).


Enjoyy your weekend wherever you are and whatever you do !!!.

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