I'm a Salesmeng.

Satu petang, lepas balik pada sekolah, Pipa dok tanya kat aku. Bunyinya macam tak puas hati ajer. Macam ada benda yang tak kena.


"Abah, abah, Mama nii, takder besday pun, takder hari special pun, kenapa Abah belikan Mama handphone baruu ?"


Looked, smelt (sp?) and sensed around, my extra in-built-on-top-of the skin-quark-ions-sensors detected Maam is somewhere nearby. I told Pipa, in a somewhat raised voice, albeit subtlely. Clearly and slowly.


"Yelah,. Bila Abah miss and rindu kat Mama ajer, Abah boleh call Mama terus..Tekan 2 hijau. Kalau ada phone baru suara Mama lagi clear. Lagi jelas.."

"Abah niii..."


He he, rite-away, my sensors detected a huuuge amount of happy quark-ions being churned somewhere nearby. Continuosly.

I am Happy.