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Out of nowhere, satu hari, Pipa dok tanya aku.
"Abah !, Abaaaah, Abah ni paaandai ker Bodo ?." With extra emphasis on the word pandai and low key, emotionless, on the word bodo.
Dalam hati aku berkata, (apa punya jenis soklan laa nii, off-course laa Abah pandaii). Di dalam nak menunjukkan ke-pandai-an aku, aku pun tanya Pipa...
"Haa, kenapa ?"
Terus ajer Pipa tanya lagi, strightforwardly, "Satu campur satu, berapa ?"
Aku pun jawab, and yet again try to be, pandai.
"Dua, kenapa ?!"
"Dua campur dua , berapa ?!"
"Laa, Empat"
"Empat campur empat, berapa. ?!!"
"Lapan laa !"
"Lapan campur lapan, berapa ?!!!"
"Enam belas!!"
"Enam belas campur enam belas, hah, berapa ??!!!!" Yet, with another accelerating pace.
"Tigapuloh dua.!!!" aku jawab,. nampak gayanya, macam dah kurang sabar dah..
Suddenly, her pace slowed down a bit.
"Apa soalan Pipa yang pertama tadi. ?"
(laa,. apa punya jenis soalan laa nii). Aku dengan konfidennya, serta dengan penuh semangat nak menunjukkan ke-pandai-an aku laa..
"Laaa,. satu campur satu berapa,. laaa"
"Abah nii pandai ker bodo ?"
Weii,. Budak Pipa sorang niii....
Labels: Family
posted by Jo Kontan at
5/04/2007 11:24:00 PM
9 Comments:
hahahah.... abah dah kena!!
By
ubisetela, at 6:26 AM, May 05, 2007
heheh..gelihati
By
anggerik merah, at 9:45 AM, May 05, 2007
Yah.... itu memang soalan menjerat kepandaian ayah nyer....
By
KakNi, at 12:28 PM, May 05, 2007
Hahaha....the question now bukan Abah pandai or bodo...but Pipa memang lah bijak !
By
Anonymous, at 7:45 PM, May 05, 2007
eh abah, awat satu campur satu tak tau?? pi lah letak satu jari next to another jari...ha, dapat dak jawapan nya? LOL!
By
Mama Rock, at 10:47 AM, May 07, 2007
mengong ko ni jo.
By
Eddie Putera, at 1:11 PM, May 07, 2007
UBi & AM, Ahni :
The best part of it, it takes me few seconds, nak sedar ha ha haaaa.. Pipa punya muka memang selamber ajer,..
MA : Boh dia memang tak pandai or Bodo.
Boh dia ada Lembab sikit, hal sebegini.
Mama Rock : The Problem is (always blame it on Management !!) the management always insist that 1+1 is more that 2. Whereas, we kuli, 1+1 is less than 2.
To kuli like me, 1 revenue of old organization plus 1 revenue of the newly acquired bussiness can never be more than 2. Kalau Korang nak more than 2 korang kerjala seniri !!
Djin : He he he. Pipa suka Laksa kat De-5 tuu laaa. Best. See my comment to Mama. This goes the same to you, bosses.. Ha ha.
Revenue mau banyak.
Untung mau lebey.
Headcount mau korang
Petang2 dok meng-golof ajer..
By
Jo Kontan, at 9:47 AM, May 08, 2007
hahaha I like the last "Pantun
Ab.
By
Anonymous, at 11:08 AM, May 08, 2007
Pipaaaa pipaaa.... heh.
By
Anonymous, at 9:38 PM, May 08, 2007
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