6 Weirdos in Me.

"U tau tak,. I kena teg dengan Zack Gebenor Melor tuu. Lepas tuu si Mulan Saigon pun buat mender yang sama. I malu yeww.. Malunyer I nak cerita pekong kat dalam. Tapikan,. bila pikir lama2 tuu, rasa seronot jugalaa, kalau dah takder idea nak belog-membelog nii..

Nak nak , kalau terkeluar cerita2 tak senonoh. Walau-apa-pun, I tetap menyambut cabaran teg-menge-teg dalam dunia belog mem-belog nii.. "

(aperkena ko ni Jo ? aAmender ko makan? I meng-I nii)


1. I eat most things with no problem whatsoever. I have no taste maa.. I've said it before, for me, food is either good or very good. No Bad Tasting food. Once I had, for 4 straight days, sambal badjak (or is it sambal oelek ?) straight from the bottle, smothered on bread for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I was quite notorious with unedible (to the rest, but ok for me laa ) sambal fries as the main dish. Nyum Nyummm.


2. I have a penchant for smelling nasty things. Be it Dilla's poo, Ajim hanching-perghing-berlanaran, worn spenders & socks, my own ketiak, chagu, (stop Jo, stoppp..) The best part of it, Maam definitely cannot take it. He he. Yuck !. These smell bad though, but it makes me feel alive. ALIVEEE.. Hey,.IMHO, it makes live worth living.


3. First thing when I look at a person would be his/her hand. It gives me some sort of elevated sensations. Mild heady brew. I'm indifferent to Heavy on top / dahi licin / Ms. Jolie's lips, etcetera that normally would start to pump- it-up on other normal dudes. Weird dork ker biaser jer nii ? Erk, I think this is less weird than a dude who gets excited whenever he sees sleepy women.


4. I have a mild nail biting habits. Nothing severe. Nothing chronic. But, some of my gene-sharing fellas has a severe-chronic nail chewing daily fixes. We're not talking 'bout finger nails only. Toes, kulit lebihs, warts and what nots. Anything that's chewable. Eeeiiiii.. When I found out that Afiqa is developing the same habits (mild nail biting habits, that is), I chuckled. He he hee,. that's me and that's my dother.


5. I love singing, but alone or with some really close circles. This does not mean I can sing. But it does release some overheated pressures. It is my PRD ( Pressure Relief Device). He he.. 2 weeks back, when Pipa and Arip were going swimming, Arip was doing a sengau redention of Samson's K Terindah, I was just laugh my a** off. That's me (alright!) in him.


6. I don't do nose picking. I diggg.. Melombong would be the rite word. The thumb would be the best tool. I don't limit myself with only one tool. Jari telunjuk would be the best when you're alone and in early morning. The pinky would be suitable, when I need to be subtle in public..


Hmmm.. Takdork saper yang nak ditegkan. Oooh,. mebbe (kalau diaorang singgah sini laa) Mok Gemma, Arena, OO, Ubisetela, & AuntyN.

Yes ! AuntyN !!

Nii pun kira N3 dah terlambat keretapi dah nii..