Dajal
"Yabedabedu. It is Friday !!!.
After meeting Benny and BH, preparing the materials for Big Day on Monday, my soul left the Building. Cuma, bontot dan kopek ajer masih melekat di kerusi nii. Pikiran, udah half-way-thru kat atas Jalan, mmikir nak gi jenjalan esok. Yahoo !!
Interesting jugak Swede Boss nii. Takder hal lansung (for him) kalau kita kata, "We're off for Holiday on Monday and we could not attend the Big meeting. BH will present it. UG will be there too.." Agaknya laa kan, tuu yang buat Life Quality Index diaorang tinggi...
Kerja pun tokleh lebey 38 hours weekly...
Sempat lagi dia suwoh tunjok (kat map) mana aku nak gi. Aku ajer yang rasa berbelah bagi. Nak gi ker idak. Meeting ni penting jugak. Famili pun penting. Tempat dah bayor. Booking dah buat, sebelum raya.
Whatever it is, Good luck laa and tell me the good news coming Thursday.."
***
Serious !
Aku jumpa Dajal* semalam.
Dajal sekarang nii bawak van. Tapi aku nampak kilas muka ajer. Nak tenong betul2 mukanya tak sempat. Cuma, yang aku ingat Dajal tuu pakai spec. Ada kopiah. (yang awok dok pakei kopiah tuu bakper ?) Muka masam macam tak dapat cukop makan. Kumis trimmed tapi tak tak tentu hala. Janggut carimakan ser-jemput.
Worst Dajal of all, bila dekat kawasan perumahan nii bawak kereta macam malaun. Sikiit lagi nok langgor Pipa gohed beskal. Bila aku jumpa Dajal nii, sokmo teringat kat our Late Head Designer. Mr Ramani Suppiyyah.
"These Buggers ought to be put in Jjaill and give them a good whack of Rrrotan."
*Me-dajal-definition.
Bila ada garis berkembar, potong.
Bila nampak lampu merah, langgar.
Tidak boleh potong sebelah kanan, potong sebelah kiri.
Tukar lane ikut sersuka hati.
Tidak punyai kesabaran, lansong.
***
Have a Nice Weekend !! Folks.
posted by Jo Kontan at
11/18/2006 01:02:00 AM
12 Comments:
Oh nak pegi holiday ya... take care lah you all ye... Have fun!
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KakNi, at 6:09 PM, November 17, 2006
Eh Jo, pesal aku tengok entry ko ni dah tarikh hari sabtu, padahal aku baca dan komen jumaat petang, hang ni biag betoi
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KakNi, at 6:13 PM, November 17, 2006
kalau tak bagi lampu signal khiri & khanan tu, tak termasuk dalam *Me-dajal-definition kaa??
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Mulan , at 12:43 AM, November 18, 2006
Jo,
Aku consider myself a considerate driver especially because I have to attend driving school in that particular state in USA in order to be able to take exam and driving test at the DMV there.2 or 3 times failed and I had to go to Arizona to get my license,hahahaha!!!I think the dajal must hv studied in Arizona.
Anyway,sometimes the ever considerate and cool me mendajal jugak especially bila terpaksa la tapi darjah kedajalan tu amat sedikit.
Rgds,
By
Anonymous, at 11:54 AM, November 18, 2006
have a good break and hopefully you wont meet any of those D drivers along the way.
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Kak Teh, at 4:05 PM, November 18, 2006
kalau ikut definitaion dajal yang tu, i think they have a fraternity here in KL! hahahah
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Mama Rock, at 10:34 AM, November 20, 2006
Beware especially:
Young punks at Old Klang Road driving a satria (perasan sports car gitewww)
Old farts in posh cars. (perasan bagus giteww)
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Anonymous, at 11:59 AM, November 21, 2006
Ahak22. My dajals plak.. male drivers (definitely not u bro) yg terlalu ego bila tgk female driver potong dorang.
Bila kita nk potong jer, dia laju tapi bila dok blakang dia, ble lembab mcm siput *tuut*. Siap menghimpit kete kita plak tu psal tanak bg potong dia. Hapa punya dengki khianat la malaun ni. I shd hv potong his *tuut* instead. Marah btol.
Paling best, siap tunjuk penumbuk kat kita. Lu pe hal? Nk samseng ngan pompuan.. just keep your balls lah.
Mmg dajal.
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Anonymous, at 1:56 PM, November 22, 2006
Eh Joe.. so many of them la. I seem to bump into them everytime I drive to KL. Except the langgar lampu merah part..the resst are so very familiar.. plus plus. These D's too have piercing headlights.. flashing into us like swords. Their car models are not the common ones we have and their registration numbers too are queesily different. Somebody need to teach them manners.. real manners.
p.s.
Mr RS terbangun dlm kubor dia baru sat.
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Count Byron, at 7:26 AM, November 23, 2006
Ahni : dah balik punnn.. Pi Changlun sat kemarin..
Tuu cara aku untuk mengelakkan (legally) dari didooced. Berhati-hati semasa membelog..:-)
Oooo Mulan : Pada hemat saya,.itupun termasuk dalam definisi saya. :-).
Itu Dajal Kecil (DK). He he.
F1kna: I have no comment for DKs. As long diaorang syiok sendiri dan tidak menyusahkan masyarakat, No Problem There bro..
Hah ! Arizona DMV Produce Dajals.?!! Tuu baru tuu bang..!
Kak Teh : Thanks KT ! Dah sampai rumah pun. Seingat saya, tak pun terjumpa kali ini..
Mama : All these Deees, selalu keluar Malam minggu, pukul 10 keatas. I refrain from driving during these hours.. hmmmmmmp.
AO: He he..I am not concern with those OFs. I'm turning to one, w/o the posh car. Haaa ha..
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Jo Kontan, at 11:25 AM, November 23, 2006
Jr : He he ha ha, Tu la pasal kalau drive keter2 sporty, (merayap) cam lipas tuu... Semua nak jadik taiko kat jalan. Tu belom tukar ekjos yang boleh baby boleh merangkak kat dalam tuu..
Walauapapun, semoga semuanya selamat :-)
Count ! : Talking 'bout piercing (xenon) headlights. Oooops, I am one of those.
But purely for safety purpose. The higher the luminosity, the safer it is. I'm always learning.
:-)
Who's Mr RS ? Need to shed some lights 'ere.
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Jo Kontan, at 8:12 AM, November 24, 2006
Sy ikut nasihat bro gak amek sports car tu.. klu tak.. tak hingin nk pandang sblh mata ejejejeje. Tapi dh dpt ni besh ler plak.
Tq very much lah. Else I wldn't know how marvellous that car is hehe.
Idop Gen2!
p/s: sports car? ejejeje.. berangan jer tuh
By
Anonymous, at 1:10 PM, November 30, 2006
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