LiteBulb Moment # 1
Semalam aku gi Bank. Nak bayar hutang. Biasalahkan, ambil form, isi.
Tunduk khusyuk isi nama. Isi jumlah. Isi nombor akaun. No problem there.. Masuk ajer garis ketiga aku dah tak dapat baca, apa benda yang tertulis kat form tuu. Boleh tahan, lama jugak aku menelek form tuu, taak jugak dapat baca. Kenyit-kenyit mata. Gosok sikit-sikit. Tak nampak pon. Bila aku tegakkan badan, jauhkan form tuu baru aku nampak detailsnya..
Twaaaaaaaangggg....
Oooh tidaak !!! Barulaa aku perasan, baru aku sedor. Aku udah rabun dekat rupanya !! Macam my buddy Kingkna, dan macam Paklang. Macam Maklong juga laa tuu kiranya. Bila nak baca sokkhabar tuu,. tarik jauh-jauh...
Waaaaa, udah macam 5 series Abe Ngoh. With his smallish specs bertenggek atas hidung.Huwaaaaa..
posted by Jo Kontan at
11/15/2006 07:45:00 AM
20 Comments:
Welkam...welkam to the Club...baru rasa dah tue kot....
Tulaaa...last week dok perasan muda, this Allah tunjukkan...ha..ha...
Gurau Bro, don't take this seriously, kang hot tak pasal2 sebab lepas 40 ni men get crankier kot...(betul tak mak teh???)
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maklang, at 7:49 AM, November 15, 2006
yesterday's one. Eh I thought the phrase should be "Nai Chok Guiness stout wongereke yendale"
Anak Bugis.
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Anonymous, at 9:05 AM, November 15, 2006
takdak la.. mesti tak cukup vitamin la tu. jaga makan sangat kot!! b'jo maintain lagi aaa.. kkrrrgghh.. carrot juice pagi2 jgn luper. rabun ada penawar tapi kalu perasan muda all the time tu, bahaya!!
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Mulan , at 9:10 AM, November 15, 2006
kesian jo.... proses penuaan yang agak cepat. kalau cari handset baru tu, sesuaikan dengan kerabunan. cari yang fonts besar besar.;)
isk lupa, u pecky kan? kalau pakai spek, try buka spek bila membaca... it might works.
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Anonymous, at 9:14 AM, November 15, 2006
kuk ke kuk ke.. bukan saja men.. women pun serupa juga.. hehehe. Hi 5 sikit mak lang:)
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Anonymous, at 12:49 PM, November 15, 2006
*ikut style jenal ijo kepala angin*
kita serupaaaa.....
kita serupaaaaaaa.....
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Anonymous, at 12:51 PM, November 15, 2006
Maklang :
Rasa Tua udah lama..
Mengaku Tua ajer belum..
He he.
Crankier ? Tak Kot.
More Sensitive, mebbe.
Double he he.
AB : Unggelleke Nalladeyy can be translated to something like "it's good for you"
Blogging is UN.
Ooo Mulan : Tuu sikit sikit warning tuu. One-by-one. He he kenalah berhati-hati.
Lebih kurang Macam bila kaki tuu udah rasa ketat,. ngap sebijik colchicine. Togok air segelen..
Ikelah : Ha.. Belum sampai second stage tuu lagi, (kena bukak spec tuu). Mebbe taun depan kot ?
EL : erk ada kat sini ?
Surbex zinc udah ku telan. Natophenol (haperkernama) udah di-ngap.
Ketuaan tidakla dapat di-elakkan.
Diperlambatkan,. he he, mungkin
MA : Tak tau pulak jenal tuu kepala Hangin ? Kita seropaa.
BTW : amender secret yang BTB tau tuu ? "wink" "wink"
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Jo Kontan, at 1:08 PM, November 15, 2006
small matter lah kalau membaca pakai teropong ni..asal tangan masih boleh suap ke mulut, bak kata atok saya...masih OK la tu!!
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Nazrah Leopolis, at 2:04 PM, November 15, 2006
Jo : Kepala Hangin = Head Wind laa weiii...*bukan takat tua jer rabun, slow pun iyer gak?* hehehe...
BTB tu acah jerr...;-)
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Anonymous, at 3:28 PM, November 15, 2006
hahahaha dah terasa diri tua tak?? *wink*
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simah, at 5:21 PM, November 15, 2006
lupa nak tanya... rambut dah penuh uban?
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simah, at 5:22 PM, November 15, 2006
jo, agaknya trait ni dah lama ada...tapi sub consciously men-deny kan bahawa kita masih steady. setelah officially turn 40, baru la mama perasan that i cannot read vitamin bottles anymore, agaknya before this pun ada tapi still in denial! hehehe, welkam to the kelab la bang...
ps - i saw some funky reding glasses at focus point, kira cool gak apa... :)
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Mama Rock, at 10:16 AM, November 16, 2006
Jo,
At least aku ada excuse banyak baca buku.Apa excuse ko?
Kalau pakcik kayo nanti,pakcik nak gi buat Lasik la.Susah rabun ni tak bley pakai sunglass.
Rgds,
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Anonymous, at 10:16 AM, November 16, 2006
encik kna,
guna transition lense lah...tukar2 tint...
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Nazrah Leopolis, at 11:48 AM, November 16, 2006
Jo, buat bifocal glasses lah. Sekarang ada yg tak nampak lines tu, jadi masih steady je pakai spec tu, sapa pun tak tau kita dah masuk golongan yg perlu bifocal ni hehehe.
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AuntyN, at 11:58 AM, November 16, 2006
Jo,
Tumpang lalu jap.
Nazrah,
Yang I tau photogray ke apa menatang nyer lense tu tapi I nak pakai real Rayban sunglass la yang ala2 mcm Keanu Reeve pakai in the Matrix movies n Gucci ala2 Abang Z frm Pt Klang tu,hehehehehe.Masih ada simpan 2 wayfarer yg tak bley dipakai.
Rgds,
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Anonymous, at 1:10 PM, November 16, 2006
Jo .... finally age is catching up on you. Jangan risau semua kita akan mengalaminya....terimalah hakikat tu...
female falcon (ff)
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Anonymous, at 1:55 PM, November 16, 2006
Nazrah : Semer Ok lagi, Syukor Alhamdulillah. Tidor OK. Makan OK. Minum OK. Buang Air OK. Mandi OK. In fact everything is OKlaaah !!
:-)
MA : Laa MA baru tau...
Jo Memang ler slow.
But some ppl like it slowww...
and (uhuks)steady. In other words laa kan, JLJ.
Ni nak gii carik Katak besar dulang tuu..:-)
Simah : Rasa udah lama. Mengaku jer belom.. Ha ha ha. Uban tuu ada la , seksikit, sehlei dua.
Coverlaa dengan BerylCream.
You made my day. !
Mama :
Haa tuu pun ada orang seangkatan "merasa apa yang ku rasa".
Yes !
Reading glasses (for me) never look kewl.
Distinguished Mebbe,
but Kewl, Never !
Tapikan Kalau rambut tuu dah semuanya putih , plus, reading glasses tuu. Whoa, tuu nampak really distinguished. Kalau umor panjang mebbe I can look like that 20 years down the road.. he he.
Cer criter sikit yang macamaner yang kewl tuu. ?
RJDkna : My excuse ? Aku baca banyak manual, instructions, specifications laa bang.. Ha ha.
AN : Boleh tahan lagi.
Belum nak kena invest bifocal lagi...
Ni memang Bangsa takmboh mengalah nii)
Nazrah : Transition lens. This is sumting new ?
kna : Gucci Abang (Dato') Zack tuu (IMHO) hudoh laa! Jawi Alam !
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Jo Kontan, at 2:07 PM, November 16, 2006
efef :
Hakikat sudah lama terima di hati.
Pengakuan luaran jer belom.
:-)
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Jo Kontan, at 2:10 PM, November 16, 2006
Ouchh!! Welcome to the club haha. Apa lagi.. wat ler laser cam Khir Toyo. Lagi macho tak pakai spec.. yum yumm.. hehe
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Anonymous, at 1:39 PM, November 22, 2006
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