Jo Kontan

Monday, September 11, 2006

Kebahagiaan RumahTangga - Part Jeloh

"Apsal pulak pepagi nii,. tiba2 bukak dashboard nii, fontnya semua besar Jo Gajoh ?. Something wrong with blogspot ker ?. Korang nampak font nii okay ker ? Sekarang nii aku pakai Tiny italic font. Nampak tak ?"



Macamla hari2 biasa wiken, aku memang suka betol vakuum keter. Disamping dapat keluar peluh, lepas vakuum tu rasa macam lega ajer bila drive. Rasa keter tuu macam smooth ajer. Macam orang jugak laa. Bila udah diurut-urut bahagian yang tension tuu, rasa macam relaks ajer..

Korang ada rasa macam tuu tak ?

Last weekend, I went extra miles, with vacuuminglaa. Instead of just vacuuming the front seat, back seat and segala lurah2 sempit, terselit,.. I went inside the boot. Rasanya dah lama aku tak vacuum kat situh.

Tengah syiok2, kusyuk,. membuang apa2 yang tak patut, serta menyusun semula apa2 yang patut, terjumpala satu beg plastik Tesco berisi barang kecik, terselit di antara kasut2. Amender ni ? Buka punya buka, maka terjumpalah sehelai seluar kecik and sepasang br* comel. Laa sapa punya nii pulak. Nak kat Piqa, tak pulak dia pakai br* cam nii.

Nak kata Maam, tak pulak perasan aku amender yang dia pakai. Manalah aku tau saiz apa. Any details about br* tuu puna aku tak tau. Tak teringat lansung aku macamana mender nii boleh tersesat kat dalam boot nii..

Nii kalau nak kena explain kat Maam nii kang parah juga. Manalah tau,. kena interogate tak tentu pasal. Weii,.Menggeletor jugak dibuatnya. Aku, cepat2 lipat balik seluar kecik dan bra tuu, tengok kiri kanan, sorok pulak kat tempat tayar spare tuu. He he he, bawah tayar spare lagi. Sure tak jumpa punya...


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Malam tuu selepas nonton & enjoy "Come Dine with Me" @ 11, barulah aku teringat semula pasal seluar kecik ngan br* tuu. Macamana mender tuu boleh sesat kereta aku ?? ... Pikir punya pikir, barula aku teringat,..

Betol arwah Mak aku selalu cakap. Ngko nii srupa ajer dengan Bapak ngko. Nyanyok...Kalau k*** tak melekat dah lama tinggal kat kedai....

Anyway, mender tuu memang aku smuggled dalam keter 3-4 bulan dulu. Hah ! Barulah rasa lega. Kalau nak kena interogate dengan Maam nii memang aku ada valid reason. Real Valid Reason. No Problem there....



Ada umor kita sambung..

posted by Jo Kontan at 9/11/2006 07:20:00 AM

19 Comments:

  • orang yang suka vaccuum keter selalunya orang kaya...sebab bila vacuum tu sure jumpa duit punyalah :)

    By Blogger Izhal, at 10:31 AM, September 11, 2006  

  • dan iye, lepas kita basuh dan vacuum saya pun rasa smooth... gilakah orang2 macam kita???

    By Blogger Izhal, at 10:32 AM, September 11, 2006  

  • Bro Jo,

    musykil sikit, apa kaitan br* & seluar kecik dalam keta? ker kes emergency nie..

    kenapa smuggled dalam keta? ish tak paham saya
    cuba citer sikit lagi

    *geleng-geleng kepala*

    Izhal,
    bukan giler la. Org yang kemas dan jaga penampilannya, ye idak.

    1na
    (dah start pening sbb kerenah my 2 boys tu ;))

    By Blogger 1na, at 12:59 PM, September 11, 2006  

  • kereta aku tinggi sikit makam dia dari lori angkut sampah..

    sejak bila lak kau cross-dressing nih ;-P

    By Blogger atiza, at 1:03 PM, September 11, 2006  

  • cite separuh-separuh ni yang geram nih

    By Blogger KakNi, at 2:23 PM, September 11, 2006  

  • so where does the thingy thing came from???

    By Blogger Mummy Rizq, at 3:39 PM, September 11, 2006  

  • hahahah...mak saya pun cakap macam mak en. jo gak....btw, bila nak sambung citer...iiskk

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:26 PM, September 11, 2006  

  • salam jo,

    weyy..crite sambung-sambung kalo ada umur ni yg kwan lemoh ni...sesok napas menunggu cliff-hanger ni..

    tak sabor nak dengor penjelasan/penerangan...under normal circimstances kalo wife jumpa benda2 gini, boleh perang dunia ke3 weyy!!! better be a good one man..

    nway thanks for the other koantan blogs. hv checked them out and i like arena, drroza and hubby. asal dari kg pesagi and chenor lagi tu, like me..cool,cool..tq,tq..
    tapi tula..diorg tak cakap pahang dlm blog mcm awok!

    one of these days nak ajok awok ngan maam gi minum kopi kat section 6 or padang kota, dataran sunway la...bolehla kita bermolong, jabier, babeyy, pedo'oh.. till the cows come home ek? hehe.

    ok, cepatla sambung crite..

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:40 PM, September 11, 2006  

  • Hahaha...suspend..what is that real valid reason?

    By Blogger anggerik merah, at 8:40 PM, September 11, 2006  

  • mana datang tuuu???

    By Blogger ubisetela, at 9:36 PM, September 11, 2006  

  • wei...smuggle masuk? apa hal tu :)

    By Blogger Mama Rock, at 1:34 PM, September 12, 2006  

  • 1. married so long still tatau saiz/jenis bra maam pakai ke

    2. are the seluar kecik and bra actually yours?

    3. does maam know you have this fetish?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:14 PM, September 12, 2006  

  • izhal : Confirm laa, aku nii kira takla giler. Ada juga makhluk macam aku nii. Bila vacuum Memang rasa smooth kan.



    One-na : Kalau ada umor tau ler nanti..


    Tizz : Cross dressing takdork laagi. But I lurve ladies' socks
    and stockings..


    Ni Goncar : Me like you laa. Kalau ada masa baru boleh tulis. Kalau nak belog kat rumah rasanya tak sempat,. dengan 6+1 tuu..


    Peebee : Nanti cek kejap. Eh ada laaa !! Warna apa nii. Biru campur purple plus a dash of orange sikit..


    MB : Ada umor ada ceriter lagii..


    Nohachom. : Mak asal orang mana ? Johor ker Melaka ? Ada banyak lagi katanya yang makes sense sekarang nii keluar satu persatu..



    Mawar : Kg Chenor,. tuu ghamei saingrodong Jo dari situh. Kat Section 5 tuu pun ader ser. Orang Songsang..Awok kena baca Anjang Akii bagi komen kat blog Dr Roza. Beehhh.


    AM : ada tuu, memang ada.. ada umor ada laa..


    Ubiii : Mari dari dalang ghumoh.


    Mama : tunggu ler, Entah bagus entah idak kita tengok laaa...


    Owen's :

    1. betolll. wa ta tau laa. Tau ser-cecupak tangan tau laa. Lebih dari tuu waa ta tauu..
    2. Seluar kecik : eh kena tengok balik laa. Mebbe u have a point there. Nanti aku cek balik. Bra tuu for sure buak aku punya. I lurve paisley. Especially purple.
    3. No. sssssssssyy..


    BTB : Ukor, ukor,.. cam tuu jelah. They want to know the exact size and cup. Manala aku tauuu..

    By Blogger Jo Kontan, at 10:13 PM, September 12, 2006  

  • Since en. jo has sooo..vehemently expressed his ignorance on the matter, pls allow me to provide infotainment (kene mintak permit rtm ke??) on the subject..(mintok izin ye jo..dah awok beria sgt mengaku tak tau..)

    The subject of bra sizes is actually rather..ehem.. technical with calculations and conversions.
    For the benefit of our blur* male readers, we shall simplify and say that bra sizes are denoted by a number and an alphabet e.g. 32A.
    '32' denotes the underbust measurement and the 'A' denotes the cup size.
    The Underbust measurement is done by measuring under the bust (haha..) and:
    *add 4ins. if the measurement obtained is an even number of inches
    *add 5ins. if the measurement obtained is an odd number of inches.
    E.g. underbust 27ins + 5 = 32ins so size is '32'.

    The Cup measurement is...hmmmm.. takyah ajar lah..
    Suffice to say that they range from AA,A,B,C,D,DD...E,F,G,H..and above..

    Malaysian ladies would generally range between 32A - 38D...my opinion la..

    So there you are, jo & yg seangkatan ngan you..

    disclaimer:
    *the above discussion is purely academic with no offence intended.
    *no, i am not an agent of wacoal, triumph, sorella, etc..haha..

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:14 PM, September 13, 2006  

  • Mawar,.


    Bila awok nok mem-belog nii..

    Ni gayer2nyer memang dah ader niii. Cumar cam segan ajer nok diwar-warkan ???

    By Blogger Jo Kontan, at 3:39 PM, September 13, 2006  

  • Mawar,.

    Ada lagi,..

    Cer criter sikit ,. amender AA sampai H tuu. Maleh kwan (koi in ChenorSpeak) nok gi google..

    Purely Educational. No problem. Just the structure of ayat..

    By Blogger Jo Kontan, at 3:42 PM, September 13, 2006  

  • Hahahaha..... i knew that was coming!!!
    Reverse psychology! Lagi kita taknok kabor, lagilah la dia nak tau...hahaha..
    Hah..ambek ni..

    Cup/Overbust Measurement:
    The Cup size is determined by measuring the fullest part of the bust.
    If the overbust measurement is the same as the underbust measurement, then the Cup size is A.
    1in. more gives Cup size B
    2in. more gives Cup size C
    3in. more gives Cup size D
    4in. more gives Cup size DD
    5in. more gives Cup size E
    and so on through F, FF, G, H and above..

    (Hah! see!see! ni yg malas ni.. dah mula eyes-popping, mouth-drooling & imagination ke laut!)

    Example:
    Underbust measurement of
    27in. + 5in. = Bra size 32
    Overbust measurement of
    32in. = Cup A
    The correct fitting would be 32A.

    Woiitt..mamat-mamat sekalian...tolong sapu sket drooling tu...karang banjir pulak blog jo ni!!!

    Kalo la lepas ni maam & other wives tak dapat la berdozen bras for b'days, anniversaries..tak tau la I!

    Ker...had yg kecik dlm kete tu awok tersalah beli sbb tak tau nak ukor size?? Jo..jo..hah, gi ambil tali tape...

    Next:
    Guidance on Knicker Sizes
    (UK equivalents)...ooops..sorry, ter..taksengaja..hehe..

    disclaimer: purely educational intent.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:36 PM, September 13, 2006  

  • Ms Mawar : Thank you for you kind educational information.




    :-))

    By Blogger Jo Kontan, at 9:57 AM, September 14, 2006  

  • Jo,

    Hah, tu la awok...tanye sangat...kan dah tekeduu!

    And no, i dont blog... kwan nyebok2 kat ghumoh org cam ini je...heheh..

    Nway, sambung la criter...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:17 AM, September 14, 2006  

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