Vat wud U du ? Part 2.
Udah sampai pukul 1 pagi Madam Yah pun mengantuk. Masuklaa dia ke dalam bilik tidor teman kan laki dia.
Belum sempat MY nak lelapkan mata, Anok Salleh mengerang, macam orang kena sakit. Tak berhenti pulak tuu..
" Urrrrrrg... Urrrrgghhh..!! " Ulang-ulang AS mengerang. Nak dikejotkan laki dia, rasa tak sedap pulak. Nak Dengarkan gituh, rasa macam seram sejuk gituh. Elok2 masuk 3-4 minit Anok Salleh mengerang, dia berhenti. Senyap. Senyap sunyi gitu.
" Aperkerhal orang tua nii. Buang tebiat ker...? " terdetik hati MY.
Masuk balik dalam 5-6 minit tuu tiba-tiba MY terasa macm orang pegang lengan dia. Diusap lembut-lembut. Dia tau sangat pe'el AS nii. Kalau nak jalan ajer, lain mender yang diusapnya, tak pulak diusapnya lengan MY. Lembut bebenor, macam tak terasa tuu. Inii udah lain macam nii. Nak digertakjeritherdik laki dia, kesian. Mungkin laki aku tuu penat sangat laa tuu....
Aleh-aleh usap punya usap lengan MY, Anok Salleh nii senyum pulak. Maacam senyum kambing, dicampur pulak dengan Janggut "carimakan" dia yang sejemput tuuu..Elok ajer macam tuu, terdetik dalam hati MY
"Memang sah orang tua nii buang tebiat..."
Kondian, tiba-tiba boleh pulak, bersuara AS nii, sambil usap-usapkan lengan MY.
"Adik manis ini namanya siapaaaa ?" pekat pulak loghat Indon tuu. Dengorkan laki dia cakap sembil tersenyum macam tuu terus digoncangnya bahu laki diaa...
Vat wud U du if U were Madam Yah ?
Anyway, Anok Salleh nii dah kena ban nak gi Indon. Saing-saing rodong nok ajok dier gi Jakarta sebelum poser niii..
posted by Jo Kontan at
8/24/2006 12:35:00 PM
8 Comments:
1. Layaaan dulu, jawap dengan suara ala-ala gedik in Indo slang pastu tanya si AS balik :
a) abang udah kawin?
b) mahu kawin sama saya?
c) dan lain-lain soalan berkaitan untuk hard evidence....
Lebih baik kalau ada standby tape recorder....
If all above fails - mintak nombor.
So that all is not lost. :-)
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MA, at 2:35 PM, August 24, 2006
Jo,
If I were MY,I would immediately take wudhu and sembahyang hajat to ask Allah to keep my marriage intact and to keep away all temptations from my hubby.Then sujud syukur sebab hubby balik dengan selamat ke rumah.
Ko ingat ada satu kes a few years back ada satu mamat gi Keje kat Indon terus dilaporkan hilang.Alih2 jumpa few months later member claim dia accident and kena amnesia or something like that or dia tak tau camana nak contact family dia.Rasa2nya dia dah kawin org sana kot.
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Anonymous, at 9:26 AM, August 25, 2006
kna: bahaya-nya kesah tu, kena mandrem eh?...betul2 amnesia ke atau buat2...haruuu...tapi ada doa khusus yang para isteri boleh baca untuk suaminya..insyaAllah it helps but then isteri pun kenalah jadi isteri solehah dulu jgnlah hapal ayat tu je tapi Al-Quran tak baca, solat tak buat jauh sekali nak solat hajat dan bangun malam...
I can vouch that kalau isteri beriman insyaAllah pasti Allah tolong BUT kalau jadi jugak solehah or not-so-solehah..tentunya itu adalah hikmah yang hanya Allah saja yang tau..
p/s: banyak faktor2 lain yang boleh diambil kira...errrkkk cam ceramah jer ni. Cakap buleh lah..nak buat *gulp*
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Anonymous, at 9:48 AM, August 25, 2006
Betulketu KNA? I think that is a man's wish for his wife to do if he is in AS same shoe.
They do not want any quarrel, voice raising, pots and pans flying in the house,Believe me no wife will just pass this incidence without being hurt.It hurts very deep when someone u trust utter this kind of sentence that it looks like the husband has done something wrong which mebbe not. But I tell u man will always find ways to hide and justify their actions.
I laughed when I first heard this from TJ,because it was so funny how TJ narrated the story,but it wasnt to MY.MY mebbe was crying all through the nite.Its normal for MY to be suspicious.It shows that MY loves her family and wish it to be intact.What makes they are still together is because she still trust him albeit with marks of scars.
Man can always be blinded by physical and forget about the spiritual thing that his wife has. Once when u loose it u tend to regret,but it was already too late.
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Anonymous, at 12:16 PM, August 25, 2006
fuyyo sis easy-nyer komen, but then semua tu betul...parut tu tetap ada...bila dah tua, badan tak larat, selalu tak sihat baru lah nak ingat anak2 yang dulu tak berapa nak peduli, apa lagi tengok anak2 semunya 'menjadik'...senang jer tabur benih, yang siram, baja, dan jaga orang lain, tau-taunya nak kutip hasil jer sesedap rasa...
about the spritual thing, my mom was and still a good example...nobody told her when her husband start 'pasang lain' but then Allah tetap tunjuk jugak, bagi clue dari sekecik-kecik hingga sebesar-besarnya dan siapalah tau rezki siapa sebenarnya bila kawen tu rezki melimpah ruah, ..entah2 rezki yang Allah bagi tu sebab makbulkan doa isteri yang selalu bermunajat pada Tuhan..aleh-aleh share ngan orang lain..
But I tell u man will always find ways to hide and justify their actions..; I couldnt agree more on that..
huhu..sori lah yea..I am always emo bila citer bab-bab macam ni..
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Anonymous, at 3:23 PM, August 25, 2006
i second mak andeh..:)
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UglyButAdorable, at 4:40 PM, August 25, 2006
Maaf ya..kalau kita kata lelaki tetap lelaki...kang kata generalizing pulak, EL...Tapi Alhamdulillah TJ tu baik orangnya...tapi jangan pulak orang dah puji ni kembang tak tentu arah TJ ooi...
Apa2 pun kita kena ingat mengingati, takut bila dah 40 ni , rasa dah senang sikit, mula nak cari 'pucuk muda' dan terleka sebab cintu tu BUTA! . Terlalai sampai lupa isteri yang mula2 sama2 susah dulu sehingga dah senangn sekarang ni...Bila senang nak cari lain pulak ni... Tu memang cari pasal lah tu....
P/s: Sorri le...membebel pulak...tapi ni kaum perempuan punya ingat le....sama2 susah nanti dah senang sama2lah senang...
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maklang, at 9:26 AM, August 26, 2006
MA :
Wahh !!!. That is Kebahagiaan Rumahtangga 608 level. For Masters. Jo nii hok degree pun tengah dok pulun lagi..
Tapi kira baguslaah tu tak terus kena serang AS tuu. Dia pun terkenal,.
bukannya Ahli PUSU..Keh keh..
Thanks for sharing..
kna : Boleh ker macam tuu. ?
IMHO la.. Orang llaki can never be
or think like orang pompuan and likewise.
O2 : lagi panjang lagi bagus untuk boleh berkongsi bersama. Tapi, nak pakat dengan EL nak conspire against Jo pun Jo tak kesah. Ha ha haaa.
Nak Best lagi,,bawak Maklang Joint sekali. :-). Melawak Nooo
Next week boleh saya ngan kna, call Che Wan pekena teh tarik sekali ?
EL : "man will always find ways to hide and justify their actions..." Tak semua orang macam tuu. Yang sesetengah tuu cam tuu,. nok wak guaner ?
UBA : MA dah sampai level tuu MA tau...Kita tengoklaa bila sampai masa kita..
:-)
Maklang : Kalu dah puji memang lee kembang "bumper".
No problem. Baguslaa tu ingat mengingati. Kalau tak sapa lagi nak tolong ngingatkan
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Jo Kontan, at 6:54 PM, August 27, 2006
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