Lemme Take You Far Away..

"Rasanya dah lama tak gi holiday ngan the whole family. Last time tuu, Dilla tak kuar lagi. Yerlaa, kalau nak gi kali nii kena plan betul2. Moolah pun kena betol2 cukop. All 8 of us togeder-geder.

Will be on holidays for 4 days....Kalau tempat takdork connection, maknanya terbior jelah rumah nii...

We'll see..."


Yesterday morning, I got this nice email inviting us for some refreshment product course at Sydney. Sydney, Ostolia !!.

Weii !! Seloak aku!!. Mana ada pernah sampai Sydney lagi. (According to one of MBF, Saha Ciner, it is the best City in the world.) Ceh !! Best city in the world is Kontan laa...

Anyway, pulak tuu, kalau jadi, it would be on company expenses. Manalah tak bestnya...Nak pegi on me-own, woii, kwan tok mampulaa. Pulak tuu, Maam & D Brood would like to tag along. Whoa !! we're talking 'bout serious moolah 'ere babe..

Aku pun gather-gather some key figures, on the product, to present to Uncle Gumork, nak dapat kebenaran for the trip. Net Margin brapa. Outgoing Quotes brapa. Revenues brapa. Receivables brapa. As per normal days, delegate to Baii laa. Pagi tuu jugak aku present kat UG, dengan harapan menggunong, supaya dapat la ke sana. Aku propose aku ngan Baii pegi sekali.

Kerja2, attend meeting tuu, meeting nii, lunch,. aleh-aleh dah nak balik dah.. Woo,. cepat sunggoh masa berlalu..

Sebelum nak balik tuu, UG datang singgah bertenggek, kat cubicle aku.

"Jo, I've approved the travelling plan..." UG tenung kat aku direct. Mebbe aku rasa dia nampak keterujaan aku. Can see one. Mebbe dia namapak hatiku menjerit. Yabedabeduuu.

"But......"

"In my opinion, I think only one of you should go.."

Dia tenung lagi aku. Aku tengok balik direct to his eyes. Mebbe he can sense what I'm saying in my heart. Ceh ! Kemut punya Boss. Nii bukan company dia pun.. What laaa... We're talking 'bout minimal sum laa. Ciput jer. Grrr...@#$% Effing schmuck...


Walauapapun, pepagi-pagi buta nii aku dah kena decide dah, amender aku nak kasi tau Baii ni. Aku nak gi ker, aku nak kasi dia gii. He's a good guy. All this while pun, he's the one that doing all the donkey-kong job. Aku nii kira delegate ajer. Tapikan.... Ostolia !! Maaan,. for free pulak tuu, on company's expenses..

Kalau aku buat style Pipa,. aku "minnie-minnie maini-more" ajerlah nanti.


Oh Chopp !! Have I told you I have another Boss. The virtual FES Boss, N. Mebbe aku tanya dia pepagi kang. Can cover under FES expenses kar ? Aku rasa memang boleh cover nii. N nii reasonable sikit. He he he..

Ada can tak kali nii ?? Bismillahirrahmaanirrahiimm..