Appeasing Me

Over Kenny "Janggut" Rogers lunch...2 weeks ago..

"Eh Jo, U cakap direct sama Benny kar ? Aiseyman, that's a Grreat Mistake laa, my man. Itu ala silap laaa.." YK sound kat aku.

"Lu ingat wa bodo tatau kar ? Wa mesti tarik Uncle Gumok satu kali maaa. Mau cakap wa expert, belum lagi. Tapi wa ingat wa intermediatelaa. Ini game wa tau sikit-sikit mau main laa.."

Tengok kiri, tengok kanan. Cakap siang pandang2. Manalah tau. Main Belasah ajer cakap. Tengok2 Uncle Gumok kat belakang. Baru padan muka. Aku cakap pelan-pelan dengan YK.


A day before, when we had a chance to present before Benny the Boss. I asked Uncle's permission to highlight the uneasiness in me. With regards to the, apalagi, moolah laaa..Bonu$$. Lui.. Tak abis lagi criter nii ?. Yelah, mana nak abis. Aku masih tak dapat setengah lagi MYvi that is rightfully belongs to me

Hmmmpp... Grrrr...

Uncle nodded yes. The imaginary lists, on what to be said to Benny, already pasted in my head looong time ago. Ready 1,2,3...

By the end of the discussions, Benny heard enough of me. All of this, me thinking, translated this into action. Action into moolah. Nope. It's more of Tai Chi.

"We are really sad with all of these episodes. The whole company is on the run. The whole division is enjoying a 15% Year-to-Year Growth. This could, and should Not have happenned, but *, we are not the frontline guys who decide. Zurich is where all of the decision is made..."

Kalau taichi-ing, cam nii aku pun boleh jadik CEO. I thot the management (whoever that is) would have a better ways of explaining things. A more sophisticated ways. A learned ways. MBA ways with charts and whutnots.

Pirrahh!!.. Sama ajer... Just like me explaining to my subordinate. Kelentong. Big Time !!.

Tolak sana tolak sini, habuk pun tarak. Tapikan Jo tak kesah.. Al least they heard me and that is important. Now I feel the management, owes me something..

Last week, Uncle Gumok came to cubicle, and I think, from the look of his eyes, he is trying to appease me with some figures that he could offer. Personally. Aku buat muka indifferent. Tengoklaa, ada translated into moolah kerr idak, this time.

Or is it, he wants me to do something for him...



* Stoopid, blardy but..