LB @ 40 part 1
'My weekend, as usual, was greeat ! Most of my siblings and Abah were in Makde Home. Datang dari Kontan, I tell you !! Melawat Makde sakit. Hopefully Makde is fully recovered by now. We wrapped it up with a nice Tomyam Dinner @ Kampung Jawa. Rasa-rasa, cicah-cicah dengan berhati-hati, jugak Sup Ekor tuu."
Hari ni Jemahat. Udah pukol 9:30 pun. Kenapa pulak semuanya bebudak dah masuk bilik ? Syukor, Maam pun tak kerja hari nii. Tuu pun Maam tengah melayan Dictionary. Really !, baca dictionary.. baguskaan.
Aku tengah dok layan Jamie's Great Italian Escape, apakernama, kat channel 11 nii. Dia masak pulak Stuffed Lamb dalam Wood Oven. Wooo, terliur pulak rasanya. Meleleh la Air lior.. Pergilah ke fridge carik apa-apa yang nak boleh kunyah. Laa, satu apa benda pun takder. No cheese, no vitagen, no yogurt. No pistachio and No Kacang Parang berkulit. Teruknya aku nii…. Lupa pulak lansung nak beli barang2 kering minggu nii. Apa budak 2 tuu makan tadi agaknya..
He he, tooing !! Bulb suddenly lighted in my head. Bolehla ker Tesco kali nii. Tanya bebudak sapa nak ikut Abah pergi Tesco ? Arip sorang ajer nak ikot. Yang lain diam ajer. Diam tuu, aku assume makna taknak laa.
Tukar baju sikit. Suroh Arip pun tukar baju and off we go to Tesco.
Best jugak sesekali shopping dengan Arip nii. Kalau tak, selalunya kesemua askar nak ikot. Lagi ramai ikot, lagi banyak laa pe’el diaorang. Sorang nak mainan. Sorang nak berus gigi, sorang nak shampoo. Havoc jugak kenkadang tuu. Tapi kalau Arip sorang ikot, kira under control la.
Merengek ajer nak VCD Power Rangers, sekeh ajer kepala dia, heh he..
Ambik punya ambik barang, penuh laa satu shopping cart tuu. Jamie Oliver’s punya pasal, hari nii SC tuu penoh pulak dengan ‘Things Italian’.
Half way thru, aku raba2 poket seluar. Nak check la cukop ker duit nii dok menyopping separa tak ingat dunia nii...
Ya Allah,. Wallet tertinggal!!. Yang aku bawak, handphone. Terselit kat pocket belakang tuu. Padanlaa rasa tersembol kat poket belakang tuu tak sama. Wallet lembut, handphone tuu keras bberbuku.. mmm Hampeh.
Rasanya, macam nak tinggalkan ajer SC. Tapi tak laratlaa. Shopping tuu is a work for me. Hard work. I spent about 25 minutes gathering all of the goods. Takkan nak tinggalkan cam tuu jer. Apalagilaa kan, telepon laa my sweetheart, eh, my nyawa.
Keh! Keh! Keh ! gelak Maam on the other side. Gelak-gelak pun, aku pujuk jugak dia datang kat Tesco sini.. Dia pun menyelinap keluar, tinggalkan semua bebudak dengan Bibik. Ada can dating Teh Tarik ngan Maam nii…
Apa nak buatkan, akunii dah berumor. Kenkadang wallet pun boleh terlupa. Kata arwah Mak aku dulu-dulu, kalau anu tuu tak melekat tergantung, dah lama tinggal kat playground.
LB@40 kaa?



14 Comments:
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Auntie suka dengan para akhir tu...yg.mak selalu cakap tuh!!!...
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AuntieYan, at 10:41 AM, February 20, 2006
Betul kata mak tu.... Yang tu memang tak leh tinggal.... mati si'nyawa' tu kang ...
kah...kah...kah... porno... porno...
Patut pun tak balas sms rupenya Maam bercuti Jemahat lepas??? Sebab baru dapat quilt baru ke???
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maklang, at 10:51 AM, February 20, 2006
muahahhaha, tinggal kat playground..muahahhahhahah..
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Arena, at 11:59 AM, February 20, 2006
gelak lagi..kah..kah..
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Anonymous, at 12:39 PM, February 20, 2006
TJ,
Ha..ha..ha..hak yg nuh..kalau tak lekat...hahhahaha....nyawa pun tak dak lah kalu..
TJ...kena makan kismis banyak2..sehari bagi bedal barang sekilo...hahhahaha...baru geliga balik otak...hahhahaha
"Panjang Akal Beb"....gua cakap sama luuuuu
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Anonymous, at 12:50 PM, February 20, 2006
Tj : sedar pun ye dah tua tu hehehe
tumpang lalu Tj.
Amboi kakyan, tidak tu asyik nak tukulkan orang tu hehehe
pb punya komen pun lawak jugak.
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AuntyN, at 2:47 PM, February 20, 2006
bak kata Forrest Gump dlm filemnya:
"shit happens"
hahahahaha... nasib baik tak sempat line in kat cashier.. kalau tak malu oo..
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Anonymous, at 3:02 PM, February 20, 2006
Jo-
hehe--kalau kawe lah, kawe tinggalkan trolley kat ceruk mana2 and keluar selamba...tapi boleh imagine si Arip menangis berontak...malu lagi!
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dith, at 3:41 PM, February 20, 2006
playground? muahahahaha
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Lollies, at 10:18 PM, February 20, 2006
abang jo, berapa cawan treh tarik pekene ngan ma'am???
site saya takde archive ke? ada la bang...
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Izhal, at 11:46 PM, February 20, 2006
AY : Jo ni nama ajer JoKontan. Besarkan di Kontan semenjak taun 71. Tapi gene Melaka tuu ada sikit2. Tuu yang kenkadang tuu cakap ada lepas sikit.
Tapi kaan, ehem ehem, hati baiik
:-)
Maklang : This is nothing yet. Mebbe semi-p kot. Quilt baru belum bukak lagi tunggu hari Rabu..
Arena : Ada banyok lagii. Tok dayer kwan nok criter seme sekali gus..
Onde : Orghe kelate dok ghoyak gini dok ? Best part of Jamie's show tuu dia nampak macam real. Kalau makan tuu macam ada tak senonoh sikit. Tuu yang best tuu..
PB : Ha ha ha ...aduiii PB. Member gini pun ada ?? Tak patut.. tak patut..
Easy : he he he...
Bilal : Bagus gak idea kismis tuu. Or Gingko Biloba pun jalan jugak. Mebbe can start next month.. Kang "Panjang akal" kang naya pulak ??
AN : Memang udah sedar pun, tapikan tak nak mengaku. Macam baru nii potong rambut. Tengok rambut2 yang dipotong tuu ada banyak helai yang udah putih dah.
Aaah,. sikit lagi. Tak nak mengaku laa tuu
CD : Shit happens, Yes. But this is more like shitting oneself.
DITH : Kwan nak tingalkan rasa penat gak, nak datang balik.
Tapi kira boleh buat Maam gumbira jugaklah kaan. Maam's d saviour for the day. :-))
Lollies : Tuu, one of the places. Others - Kedai mamak and jamban.
Izhal : tuu thots lingering in mahead. Tak pekena pun.. Tak dapat carik laa.. Mebbe kena ajar kita sikit kat mana sorok tuuuu..
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Jo Kontan, at 12:24 AM, February 21, 2006
tutup sangkar baik-baik, jangan tinggal merata-rata
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