Zero Tolerance to Compliance

One of the Main Criteria of getting listed in NYSE for the company I’m working with, is strictly adhered to USGAAP. US General Acceptable Accounting Practice. Aku ni bukannyer Bean Counter, jaoh skali... One of the main component in the USGAAP is Zero Tolerance to Compliance. Ntah betol ke idak, tapi itulah yang disaran2kan oleh the SS Controller. Anyhow, translated to what to SSC sternly emphasized, mulai dari bulan 1 taun nih, P105 (that's how they called it here), all gifts to customer is limited to USD100 per gift per month. All entertainment expenses were limited to USD 250 per customer per event. Plus other budget tightening measures. Mmmm,. Yehaa! Boleh leh aku gunakan this Company Guidelines, war war kan, ndak tunjukkan kat some of my nasty mala’un Customer yang ingat expenses ni macam datang melayang jatuh dari langit. Free Moolah from the sky aah ? C : ‘ Encik Jo, my house tuu, kalau ndak buat kerja DIY nih agak susak sikit la. Drill yang I ada tu takda impact drill function. Alaa yang boleh gerudi grade 2 punya concrete tuh. Portable workbence + ragum pun I belum ada..’ JTV : ‘alo Jo!, sudah makan kaa ? Tadiii, saya ada kona saya punya kereta, itu tayar takda griiip lagi laa,. Flowerss, suma sudah abiss laa. Itu spare dalam but punya pun, saya ada ingat mau tukar ” Aiseymann, bila kena part2 camnih ngan kerja aku, aku rasa sometimes macam Pimp. Mebbe pimp is too harsh a word. Sukupimp mebbe more tepat,..